JEST FOR KIDS 04-02-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a horse that is born on the first day of the fourth month? An April...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-02-08 PUNS Did you hear about the book on podiatry? It had nothing but footnotes. As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-03-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What does the bicycle dealer do with his bikes? He peddles them Why would a compliment...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-03-08 PUNS The primary responsibility for a child's education is apparent. Nothing rattles my father-in-law, especially when the St. Louis ...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-04-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind. ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-04-08 PUNS What tool do police use when they need to round up cross dressing prostitutes? A dragnet (Gary Hallock) Why did Frankie Avalon...
Bill Maher's New Rules March 28, 2008 New Rule: If I'm paying four bucks a gallon for gas, that TV in the pump has to show porn. This way, I'm not the only one...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-05-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Boy, there is nothing but disasters in the news. It's unbelievable. Floods in the...
Passover is approaching. At the sedar table, every Jewish child will be retold the story of Moses and the Pharaoh, and how God brought boils, locusts, hail and...
JEST FOR KIDS 0-07-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you make anti-freeze? You take away her pajamas. What happened when the seats in...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-07-08 PUNS I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? (Milton Berle) I was so moved by Barack Obama's...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-08-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Did you hear about the umpire who joined the Army? He moved from base to base. What...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-08-08 PUNS Geometry teaches us to bisex angles Steven Segal is blaming the FBI for ruining his movie career. He said he's not getting the...
From: Marsha Coleman <marsha1945@...> Hits For People with Disabilities The Bee Gees "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?" Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-09-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear What happens to a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-09-08 PUNS I find myself attracted to both male and female white bears. My psychiatrist tells me I have a bi-polar disorder. People are...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-10-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do British bobbies measure the cloth from which they make their uniforms? By the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-10-08 PUNS If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. The...
Doctor, Doctor "Doctor, Doctor, my child just swallowed a pen. What should I do?" "Use a pencil, Next." "Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-11-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What part of a newspaper does a male lion read? The mane part What did the baseball...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-11-08 PUNS Years ago, when I was in 6th grade, we were studying financial terms. The teacher asked the class, "What is the difference...
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WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-12-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK I should be excited because this is a historic night for television. Earlier...
A Ghost Graduate Course A famous ghostbuster once spent a night in an old house reputedly haunted by the spirit of Sir John de Birmingham. According to his ...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-14-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What keeps the oceans clean? Tide How do sailors get their clothes clean? They throw...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-14-08 PUNS She wanted to be seen In the best places so he bought her a low-cut evening gown Father to his six-year-old-son: "Words are very...
The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation" Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like...
