JEST FOR KIDS 01-01-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, they had an apple. Why did the baker stop...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-01-08 PUNS The dyslexic highway patrolman spent the whole New Year's eve handing out IUDs. What do you call money for the pay toilet? Johnny...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-02-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is the best way to prevent water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-02-08 PUNS Visiting in Holland I intended to bring home some cheese but never found any that was Gouda 'nuff. (Gary Hallock) What were the...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-03-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What happened when the owl lost his voice? He didn't give a hoot. Why did Carol put on...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-03-08 PUNS Stop n Go merged with Hankey Peelot Soon to be Stop n Pee (Marsha Coleman) Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps...
For many years now, there has been circulating a continuously expanding poem. Its leaping-off place is the first verse of "That’s Amore" - the song by Harry...
HUCKABEE ON FIRST by wry twinger The following exchange was heard between two Republicans outside of Big Red's Beef and More Beef Restaurant in Des Moines... ...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What holds the moon up? Moonbeams. Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-04-07 PUNS I would say something about Jeffrey Dahmer having a Welfare family for dinner but that would be poor taste. (Bob Dvorak) GROANERS...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-05-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Iowa Caucuses are held tomorrow after a hard-fought campaign. Hollywood is...
The Bear Facts The off-his-rocker story writer and poet Edgar Allan Poe developed a grudge against Smokey the Bear (brother of Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear)....
JEST FOR KIDS 01-07-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay? Deviled eggs. Why did the boxer wear...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-07-08 PUNS She couldn't help throwing up at funerals. She was suffering from Mourning Sickness! A portrayal of dictators on film required a...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-08-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud Why is it dangerous to play...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-08-08 PUNS A woman visiting France drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast. She swore never to get plastered...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-09-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do vegetables serve their country? They join the Peas Corps. How does the world's...
ADULT PUNS 01-09-08 THE GROANERS "Johnny," the teacher started, "do you know what 'paranoia' means?" "It's not a word, teach, it's several words," Johnny...
The posting sent out earlier today as "Puns of the Day 01-09-08" should have been entitled "Adult Puns 01-09-08" Please accept my apologizes. Here is the...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-10-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why are baseball players so rich? Because they play on diamonds! What do you call a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-10-08 PUNS In ancient times, workers in a popular deli were told that they could eat anything they wanted during lunch hour -- anything,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-11-08 PUNS When he was told about a hole in the wall to the women's rest room, the cop said he would look into it. I think my brother is...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-12-08 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Bush also said today that he is worried that Iraq will be overrun by...
A Loony Idea These days, commercial space tours have become a reality. If you can afford the tab and pass the physical, you can travel with NASA on a space...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-14-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why don't elephants go skinny dipping? Because they can't get their trunks off! (Sam,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-14-08 PUNS Passport: To offer a bottle of after-dinner wine A bird watcher had a mynah problem but with no egrets. (Mike Bull) A zealous...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-15-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where do you learn to belly dance? A naval academy Why was the morning bird feeling so...
PUNS OF THE DAY 01-15-08 PUNS Who's the patron saint of e-mail? St. Francis of a CC. A kaleidoscope is a device for watching automobile accidents. (Norm ...
JEST FOR KIDS 01-16-08 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What does an elephant take with him on a trip? A trunk Why did the baker stop baking...
