WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-01-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Washington D. C. was named in a health survey Tuesday as having the highest rate...
From: Bill Eagle <eaglew@...> Bush Library There's a show on C-SPAN about presidential libraries. Here're what the draft plans for the George W. Bush...
Fan Dumb One of rock and roll’s earliest and greatest performers was the incomparable Buddy Holly. Despite his bespectacled, nerdy appearance, the man really...
SEVEN REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN Reason # 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a...
SEVEN REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN Reason # 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-03-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What kind of bread do you get when you cross a deer and a lemon? Sour Doe Bread (James...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-03-07 PUNS & GROANERS A la mode: Where Davy Crockett died (Cynthia MacGregor) It's so dry in Georgia that the Baptists are starting to...
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers . Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q:...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the penny jump off the cliff but not the nickel? Because the nickel had more...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-04-07 PUNS & GROANERS Soldiers with delusions of being Russian royalty are the Czar gents. (Cynthia MacGregor) "Another plate of seafood for...
A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain. Man: "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee." Doctor: "Don't worry;...
From: Burt Juda <bj@...> 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHANUKAH... OY! WHAT A SHOCK! SOMEBODY OUTSIDE WAS PICKING OUR LOCK! AND THERE AT THE DOOR STOOD A 'ZAYDA'...
On the first night of Chanukah, my Jewish mother said to me, "You'd better lose some weight or you'll be dead." On the second night of Chanukah, my mother said...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. What do you get...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-05-07 PUNS & GROANERS What do you call a team of Bohemian basketball players whose games are called off? Cancelled Czechs To celebrate their...
Weather or Not Rudolph, a dedicated Russian Communist, was the most famous weather man in Russia. That was because always had a 100% accuracy rate for his...
Have a Punny Christmas by Richard Lederer If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a formal dance for ducks? A fowl ball When is a bicycle not a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-06-07 PUNS & GROANERS A cannibal chief had captured a man near his camp and said to the man, "What is your profession?" The man replied, "I...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is a bank robbers favorite Olympic event? The vault The ark was built in 3...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-07-07 PUNS & GROANERS A painter's joke may be off-color while a cook's might be tasteless. A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-08-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK According to the latest numbers, our country's national debt is growing by $1...
The Christmas Dinner Grandpa and grandma were planning host the annual family Christmas dinner. About 40 guests were expected, and they spent a full week in ...
Chinks in the Armor Sir Granville knew he faced a fierce battle from the invading Celtic hoards. He felt he could defeat the invaders even though his forces ...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-10-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old X-MAS PUNS & RIDDLES At Christmas time every girl wants her past forgotten and her present ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-10-07 HOLIDAY PUNS & GROANERS Didja hear Santa’s helpers have unionized? They call themselves the A. F. of Elves. (Frank Stewart) “How...
Here are some mixed up Christmas Carol titles: List A 1. Approach, Everyone Who Is Steadfast 2. Are You Experiencing Parallel Auditory Input? 3. Celestial...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-11-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY RIDDLES & PUNS What did Santa say to Ms. Claus when he looked out the window? "Looks...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-11-07 PUNS & GROANERS Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principles draw the most interest. Doubloon:...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY RIDDLES & PUNS What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly...
