JEST FOR KIDS 11-01-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the baseball player practice milking cows? Because he heard he was being sent...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-01-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Beau Bridges took a meteorology course in which the instructor was describing how hail is formed -- much higher than...
A Time When Words Were Used Beautifully This was forwarded by Bill Pardue. There was a time when words were used beautifully. These glorious insults are from...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you get when you cross a yule log with a duck? A Fire Quacker (James Ertner) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES If you had 12 piñon nuts in one hand and 13 piñon nuts in the other hand, what would you have? A difference of a...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-02-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Last night during the Democratic presidential debate, Senator Barack Obama accused...
THE FUNNY THINGS KIDS SAY Brian just turned 4. When Aunt Barb asked him what he wants to be for Halloween he proudly told her, "I want to be the Booger King!"...
"The Ants Are My Friends" My first book, "The Ants Are My Friends A Punderful Celebration of Song" written in collaboration with Richard Lederer and published...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was Adam a famous runner? Because he was first in the human race. Why did the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec. As the Leaning Tower of Pisa...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence. Why did the stupid witch keep her...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. So I beat the living snot out of him because I'm...
Dictionary for Women Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Did you hear about the man who swallowed a frog? He's likely to croak any minute....
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Thor, the God of fire crossed the skies on his horse shouting to all people 'I'm THOR! I'm THOR!' to which his horse...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What would you get if you put your iPod in the refrigerator? Very cool music. Why...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES President Bush should know by now that unemployment isn’t working A nudist camp is where married couples air their...
There once was a very poor but happy couple. Hans was a violinist, and his wife sewed his clothes for him. They spent many happy hours arguing with each other...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the man put a clock under his desk? Because he had to work overtime. Why are...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. (Henny Youngman) Did you...
Ask a friend to read the sentence below aloud. If your friend pronounces six of the eighteen starred words in this exercise correctly, congratulate him or her...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-10-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK You can tell the TV writers are on strike, the catch phrase for "Heroes" is "Shave...
Humor in a Jugular Vein We all love to travel, and vampires, too, need their rest and relaxation. So Count Dracula went on a tour of Europe. Having not had a...
ADULT PUNS 11-12-07 THE GROANERS Zeke McCoy had just married Nellie Martin and off they went to a cabin in the mountains for a honeymoon. He had only been gone...
PUNS OF THE DAY 11-12-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Paying for the services of a tutor = Hire education (Cynthia MacGregor) Scientists have finally figured out what is...
Somehow, yesterday I clicked the wrong button and inadvertantly sent the Adult Puns to the Jest For Kids list. This is inexcusable and will not happen again. ...
JEST FOR KIDS 11-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! What dog has...
