JEST FOR KIDS 10-01-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old WEB SITES TO VISIT Smartest bird in the world (Parents: This is a video every child will love)...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-01-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Paul was furious when his steak arrived rare. "Waiter, didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough,...
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS) Pharmacy Bro Tom Vickery says, "This is especially for you, Alan." Now why would he go and say that? I wondered why the...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why are fish so easy to weigh? They come with their own scales! Why did the weatherman...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES In the area of health and physical fitness, the period of the inquisition is best remembered for the development of...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-03-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war - he wanted...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the light bulb failing tests? Because it wasn't too bright! When is a car not...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-04-07 PUNS & RIDDLES That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.(Mike Bull) My wife clipped a job listing...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts. Why did the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES An Astronaut at a party told an author, and made her very happy by saying "Madam I read your book while in orbit and...
FEMALE GOLFING TERMS CADDY: 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself. CHIPPING: Time to get our nails done again. DOUBLE BOGIE: ...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-06-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK It's the first day of fall. You can tell it's getting a little colder here because...
At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young...
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend (Clynch Varnadore) Why did...
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a ... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why shouldn't you feed your teddy bear? He is already stuffed. Why couldn't the fans...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. A guy ran into the psychologist's office crying,...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did my grandfather do when his truck got old? He retired it. What happened when...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. A brain goes into a bar and...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-10-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why would Snow White make a good judge? Because she's the fairest in the land! What...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-10-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I received a call from an anxious patient....
An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a grizzled local guide, they ascended one of the less frequently climbed peaks....
JEST FOR KIDS 10-11-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do opera singers make good sailors? Because they can handle high seas. How can you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-11-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Our daughter signed up for shop class because she thought it meant visiting different malls. It is hard to understand...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat? A hootenanny Why did the farmer...
PUNS OF THE DAY 10-12-07 PUNS & RIDDLES While driving across an empty desert I suddenly had to swerve to avoid hitting an Eskimo. Then it dawned upon me it was...
HOW CAREERS END * Lawyers are disbarred. * Ministers are defrocked. * Electricians are delighted. * Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. * Drunks are...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 10-13-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Bush says he's going to fight global warming. He announced today that he...
Why did the skeleton go to hospital ? To have his ghoul stones removed ! How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ? He could feel it in his bones ! What...
JEST FOR KIDS 10-15-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How much money does a skunk have? One scent! What happens to a small stone when it...
