WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-01-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE PART 1 TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Monday is Labor Day. A lot of businesses are getting a head start on the...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-03-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What vegetable needs a plumber? A Leek What do you call it when it rains chickens and...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-03-07 PUNS & RIDDLES George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. (Carolyn Kaiser) The Chicago zoo has...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is the most common grade insects get in school? All "B"s What kind of notebook...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-04-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Water is a fine drink if imbibed with the right spirit. A friend of ours has come up with a cocktail he calls the David...
From: The Top 5 List www.topfive.com The Top 18 Revised Movie Quotes Used in Advertisements 18 Gillette Foamy: "Luke, I'm your lather." 17 American Express:...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What happened when the wheel was invented ? It caused a revolution. (Sydes) How do you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES A pink elephant is a beast of bourbon. I was stopped once for going fifty-three in a thirty-five mile zone, but I told...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What does the tooth fairy gives for half a tooth? Nothing. She wants the tooth, the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The trouble with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected. The battle of the sexes will never be won by...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the traffic-light say? Don‘t look now, I‘m changing. What do you call a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that don‘t. How did the leper lose...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-08-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Senator Fred Thompson is on the show tonight, and he says he has something major...
From: William Brabant <bbrabant@...> FAIRY TALE TECHNOLOGY If you think technology has changed the work world, just take a look at what's happening in...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-10-07 PUNS & RIDDLES But these pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years I have never seen an ass who talked like a...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-10-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What happened to the boy who ditched school to go bungee jumping? He was suspended How...
When you're a parent you become an idiot. It's not our fault. It's the television shows we watch. I used to watch the news. Now I watch Sesame Street and Mr....
JEST FOR KIDS 09-11-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Which is faster, heat or cold? Heat because you can catch cold Why is a shoemaker like...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-11-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The top French Agricultural Prize is the France's Farmer Award I tried to do as my friends advised me on my first date...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all its uncles were ants. When is an artist...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-12-07 PUNS & RIDDLES For plumbers, a flush beats a full house. You have dialed an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-13-07 PUNS & RIDDLES She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her. Remember God didn‘t go into the religion...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the lamp flunk his classes? Because he was not very bright. How did the...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-14-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How does the universe hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt What do you get when...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-14-07 PUNS & RIDDLES According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of women can't remember their natural hair color. You know...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-15-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK I heard something interesting today. After he leaves office, George W. Bush is...
"MOMMY, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF..." Abusive? --- What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer? Ambivalance? --- Well, it could be yes and it could be...
JEST FOR KIDS 09-17-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES If a millionaire sits on gold, who sits on Silver? The Lone Ranger Why didn't the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 09-17-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my...
