JEST FOR KIDS 08-01-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the dog sent out of the flea circus? Because he stole the show! What did one...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-01-07 PUNS & RIDDLES While marking her pupils' social studies test papers, the teacher was in a quandary about the answer given by one of...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep. What holds...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake at night wondering if...
THE PARACHUTE PARADIGM You are one of *two* people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react? Pessimist: you refuse the...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-03-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES When is it difficult to telephone the King of the Jungle? Whenever the lion is busy. ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-03-07 PUNS & RIDDLES In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-04-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Where did the time go? Can you believe it is August already? Time is flying by...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones. A nickel, dime...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES How can you increase the heart rate of your 60 year old husband? Tell him you're pregnant. I'm reading a murder mystery...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a couple who runs a butcher shop? Chuck & Patty Why did the man name...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES A pessimist is a man who feels that all women are bad; an optimist hopes so. What is a kiss? Two lips that passion the...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES When is the moon heaviest? When it is full. Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES We live in a tough neighborhood. Yesterday, the kindergarten teacher told her class, "Tomorrow, you will learn to...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the teddy bear say after it ate? I'm stuffed! Why does a tiger have stripes? ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What is the difference between the body and the soul? The body is mortal and material; The soul is immortal and ...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-10-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What's the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish! What do frogs...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-10-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What excuse did the teenager give the rabbi when caught eating a Big Mac on Yom Kipper? It's OK, Rabbi. It's fast food....
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-11-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Three things cause severe memory loss: a blow to the head, old age, and testifying...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why were the children afraid of the clock? Because the clock struck one. Why are...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-13-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong...
RULES OF JUDAISM NOT HANDED DOWN BY MOSES Never leave a restaurant empty-handed. Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Miami Beach. Without Jewish mothers, who...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-14-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? Bored! Where do dogs go to get...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-14-07 PUNS & RIDDLES "This young lady has delusions of adequacy" Two old tomcats were bragging about their brave exploits. "Nice looking...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-15-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you do when the chair breaks? Call a Chairman. Why did the scientist install a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-15-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I was injured while using the toilet. Luckily, it was just a flush wound. The service will close with "Little Drops of...
JEST FOR KIDS 08-16-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the nurse go to art school? Because she wanted to learn how to draw blood! ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-16-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What is the difference between a Muslim optimist and a Muslim pessimist? A Muslim optimist looks on the Sunni side of...
