Meteorology Test Test your knowledge of the weather processes by filling each blank with one of the terms listed below. 1. Which of my deer pictures has he...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY JOKES A four-star general's wife visited the meat-and-fish market every week and...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if...
Meteorology Quiz With Answers Test your knowledge of the weather processes by filling each blank with one of the terms listed below. 1. Which of my deer...
FEMALE GOLFING TERMS CADDY--2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself. CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again. DOUBLE BOGIE --...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-03-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY JOKES What did the big firework say to the little firework? My pop is bigger than your...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-03-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What did the lovely young lady at King Arthur's court say, as she crept into the castle at four o'clock one morning? ...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY JOKES What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-04-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I tried for breakfast sausage in Zurich, but all I could get was a franc. (Bob Dvorak) He dropped a computer on his...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you stop a dinosaur charging? Take away his credit card How much money do you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant and Luke's having trouble with the chopsticks. Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off. Did you hear about the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please? Soon after marriage, Carin's husband, Ken stopped wearing his wedding ...
HUMERUS NEWS for 07-07-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Healthcare reform is emerging as the top issue of the 2008 presidential campaign....
JEST FOR KIDS 07-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a cow that has no milk? An udder failure! Why did the baker stop...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What is the definition of "Endless Love." Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis. What do they call buses in...
From: gsangel <gsangel@...> CAT RIDDLE Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What is the difference between a cat...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-10-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts. How do you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-10-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Have you ever had the experience of parking in a one-hour zone, inserting the coins, than finding yourself, forty-five...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-11-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi What do you call a veterinarian with...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-11-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What would happen if you ate yeast and shoe polish? You would rise and shine. Where else but in America could the...
From: Gail S. Angel <gsangel@...> Wearing certain colors can be upsetting to other employees or to our clients. Therefore, here is a list of forbidden...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why should you never lie to an x-ray technician? Because they can see right through...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-12-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I dated a girl in high school who was sweet as pi, but she sure was irrational. At the beach you can always tell who...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Did you hear about the boy who ate 8 lemons and limes? He burped 7 Up What did 2 say...
PUNS OF THE DAY 07-13-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The military theorist and historian B. H. Liddell Hart once remarked to George Bernard Shaw : "Do you know that 'sumac'...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-14-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK There have been a lot of babies in sports this year. Tiger Woods had a baby girl,...
Mrs. Johnson, the elementary school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard that day. "Who would like to do the first problem,...
JEST FOR KIDS 07-16-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call a geologist who doesn't hear anything? Stone deaf What happens to a...
