JEST FOR KIDS 06-01-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste! Why did the tightrope walker visit the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-01-07 PUNS & RIDDLES A political pollster knocked on the door and a stern-faced lady answered. "What party does your husband belong to?" he...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-02-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK O. J. Simpson is reportedly considering remarrying. Or, as he put it, "I'm ready...
Winnie Hsai had the audience laughing in this speech about cheeses in the Punniest Of Show Competition at the 30TH O. Henry Pun-Off in Austin 5-19-07. CHEESE ...
Winnie Hsai had the audience laughing in this speech about cheeses in the Punniest Of Show Competition at the 30TH O. Henry Pun-Off in Austin 5-19-07. CHEESE ...
Carmen Petrick had quite a day at the 30th O. Henry Pun-Off in Austin 05-19-07 winning the Silver Medal for second place in both the Punniest of Show and Hi/Lo...
Carmen Petrick had quite a day at the 30th O. Henry Pun-Off in Austin 05-19-07 winning the Silver Medal for second place in both the Punniest of Show and Hi/Lo...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is it hard to talk with a goat? Because he always butts in. (Lederer & Ertner) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-04-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. (Isaac Asimov) A janitor was found at a urinal at...
In the grocery checkout line today I glanced through (does anyone every actually purchase these things?) the current issue of the Weakly World Whatever....
Joseph Poirier who did have a detached retina last year made the eye his focus in the Punniest of Show presentation at the 30th O. Henry Pun-Off tieing for...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Two cannibals sat down at a table in a cannibal...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where does a boat go when it's sick? To the dock! What do you call a piece of wood...
Jacob Dodson chose an unconventional topic for his Punniest of Show presentation at the 30th O. Henry Pun-Off earning 32 points from the judges. Well, in LOO...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck Why did the barber...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? If the dry cleaner loses your suit, he'll pay you. If the...
GRADES This is a list of the ways that professors in different departments grade their final exams: Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's much too far to walk! What time do...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What do you call a crazed roach? A cuckoo racha. (Cynthia MacGregor) A Robin Hood film festival was held in our local...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank? He wanted to check his balance. What did...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What do they call a blind person in Germany during World War II? A not-see. A young man walked into our insurance...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 06-09-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The name dog breeders apparently give to the increasingly common crossbreed of a...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-11-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the pony have such a weak voice? Because he was a little horse. Why didn't the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-11-07 PUNS & RIDDLES There is a bee in my hand, what is in my eye ? Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder What do you call a first-time...
Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words./The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap./ He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed? A knight-gown What do you call a nation with all...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-12-07 PUNS & RIDDLES An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared...
JEST FOR KIDS 06-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because each player raises a racquet Which is worth...
PUNS OF THE DAY 06-13-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Two successful restaurateurs were discussing business when one suddenly dropped his head and solemnly announced, "Did...
