JEST FOR KIDS 04-31-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the picture say to the wall? "I've been framed." How is a cat drinking milk...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-31-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The narcotics squad broke down the door and caught J. R. R. Tolkien and William Holden (Gary Hallock) One woman said to...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14 carrot ring! (Dominic, 13) When is an...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What's the difference between a Jew and a Catholic when his car is rear ended? The Jew gets angry. The Catholic just...
This routine won 2nd prize in the 1996 Punoff for Karen Hamilton. I guess y'all heard about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame dedication concert and festival last...
The Best Medicine: 2004 Winner Punniest of Show Ben Glazer Judges gave Ben Glazer and Gita Mani each 39 out of a possible 40 points for Punniest of Show. Ben...
The OKRA Show: 2004 Punniest of Show 2nd place: Gita Mani & Archana Sinharah Ben Glazer and the team of Gita Mani and Archana Sinharah were tied for first...
If you have not already received this, you will receive it in the next few days. Someone or some joke list will tell you: "At 3 minutes and 4 seconds after 2AM...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-03-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread! (Patience, Age 12 ) Why is an empty...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-03-07 PUNS & RIDDLES How did the leper lose the poker game? He threw in his hand. Why aren't there any Jewish mothers on parole boards? ...
In the 2006 O Henry International Pun-off "Punniest of Show" Competition, 2 prsenters, Erick Ott and James Ertner recieved a perfect score of 10 from all 4...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-04-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What language does a billboard speak? Sign language! (Jerry, Age 13 ) What's a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-04-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Love is a touchy subject. Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there...
In 1912, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of Hellman's Mayonnaise for delivery to Vera Cruz, the next port of call after New York City. The Mexican...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-05-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK First it was Sanjaya and now Heather Mills! Is no one safe? (Dan Hendricks) The...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the dog sent out of the flea circus? Because he stole the show! (Rachel, 14 ) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Every month, my town sends me a notice that says "Refuse Bill: $40". But as I see it, if I want to refuse the bill, it...
Dorothy: 2002 Punniest of Show: Silver Medalist Tiff Wimberly In 2002, Jim Ertner and Tiff Wimberly each received 36 points out of a possible 40 from the...
The Best Medicine: 2004 Winner Punniest of Show Ben Glazer Judges gave Ben Glazer and Gita Mani each 39 out of a possible 40 points for Punniest of Show. Ben...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How much money does a skunk have? One scent! (Amanda, 9) What do you get when you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What does a diamond mean in the matrimonial sweepstakes? It means that a young lady is on her last lap. Some people...
The 2004 Pun-Off Hi-Lo Competition: David Gugenheim vs. Henry Lynn: Topic is Furniture Round one of the 2004 O.Henry Pun-Off saw two well matched contestants...
The 1995 Pun-Off Punniest of show, Lee Jackson, presented this routine: Welcome, friends! Welcome to this meeting of the Church of Spicentology. I am your...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES If April showers bring May flowers, what does May flowers bring? Pilgrims (Jesse, 11) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES How do pretty girls keep in shape? By never eating between males. A meteorologist is a man who can look into a girl's...
This routine won the 1997 Annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships Punniest of Show for Steve Brooks: CARSTIANITY "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly...
Lady Godiva: 2001 Silver medalist Punniest of Show: Jim Ertner This routine placed 2nd in the 2001 Annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships and is by Jim...
