JEST FOR KIDS 03-01-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!" Why did the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-01-07 PUNS & RIDDLES You've heard of fair weather friends? I have a boyfriend who likes to make love only in stormy weather. He's my rain...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure! ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES High walls on your property may cause a fence. (Mike Bull) A mother, who had just put her little boy to bed, was heard...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-03-07 (Part 1) AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Condoleezza Rice insists the coalition is still intact. But you know ...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-03-07 (Part 2) AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE THE REPUBLICANS In a move that could alter the playing field for the 2008 presidential race, the...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is a fireplace store such a good place to shop? Because it has grate prices....
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Did you know that rabbis get $100 for circumcisions? Plus tips of course. One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned! (Ryan, 8) Why did the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Since so many have such a low opinion of pornography, why is it never disgust? (Gary Hallock) I used to be a Scrabble...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What is a daffodil? A goofy pickle Where does spaghetti go to dance? To a meatball...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES His resume said that he was fast at 100 meters and he had a good track record. I always get the last word when I argue...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. What happened...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES "I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the dog chasing his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet. (Bobbie, 7) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Why didn't anyone like the meteorologist? Because he always had his head in the clouds. (David, 10) Lately I find...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-10-07 PART 2 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE PRESIDENT BUSH President Bush has decided to stop using the "stay the course" phrase in his...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-10-07 PART 1 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK What did Scooter Libby say when he bumped into President Bush at the White...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS An Irishman proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day and gave her a ring with a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-12-07 HOLIDAY PUNS Guglielmo Marconi, an Italian, is generally credited with the invention of radio. However, scientists from all over the...
PUNS OF THE DAY O3-13-07 HOLIDAY PUNS Due to the periodic flowing and ebbing of the water in some soft wetlands, a warning sign was posted: "Beware the tides...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS Until Julius, ladies wanted to be married in March, that was considered a lucky...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-14-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? Patty O’Furniture What do you...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-14-07 HOLIDAY PUNS Paddy was in New York He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-15-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS Two boy Hyde cousins, Marc an' Tony, are going to a Roman Toga party with intent...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-15-07 HOLIDAY PUNS Twas the fourteenth of March and Brutus and the boys were discussing their planned political statement for the following...
PUNS OF THE DAY 03-16-07 HOLIDAY PUNS What do you call a leprechaun's vacation home? A lepre-condo! What did St. Patrick say to the snakes? He told them to...
JEST FOR KIDS 03-16-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS What's an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls called? Rick O'Shea. How can you...
Here are the top 100 animal puns as chosen by Mike Bull: 1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and...
