JEST FOR KIDS 02-01-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator? He wants to use them later...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-01-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What's a light-year? One-third less calories than a regular year. We've just heard that the Italian government is...
Pig farmers have never done well in the United States. Most Americans prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham. The porcine...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-02-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Everyone knows how the Green Giant dresses when he works in the field. But when he...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-02-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging. (Molly Ivins) A young bride who refused to cook her new...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-03-07 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK The Bush team has begun devising a strategy that will hopefully keep the President...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-05-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why don't mummies go on vacations? Because they might relax and unwind! Why did they...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-05-07 PUNS & RIDDLES My wife clipped a job listing out of the paper for me. She said it wasn't much to start out, but a huge pay raise on...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-06-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"(Joseph Rosenbloom) Why...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-06-07 PUNS & RIDDLES What are the four major food types? Dine-in, take-out, drive-through and delivery A bachelor is a man who can be...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-07-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone! (Robert, 10) What do you call...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-07-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Amenorrhea: This sentence has amenorrhea (Alex Ramirez) I dated a girl in high school who was sweet as pi, but she...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-08-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How did the egg cross the road? It scrambled across. (Talin, 6) Why did the girl put...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-08-07 PUNS & RIDDLES The newlyweds considered their checking account a mutual fund. I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-09-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did one chicken say to another when it found a citrus fruit in its nest? Look at...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-09-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I sure got a lot of strange looks, carrying a dead zebra, a rotting antelope and a suitcase full of rancid prairie...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-10-07 (Part 2) PART 2 THE REST OF THE NEWS AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK We recognize Abraham Lincoln’s birthday...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-12-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you clear ice off the windows of tall buildings? Use a sky scraper. What did...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-12-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-13-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-13-07 PUNS & RIDDLES When U. C. I. had that scandal about selling body parts from donated cadavers, the suits cost them an arm and a leg....
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-04-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec. What happens when you fall in...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-14-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old SPECIAL VALENTINE DAY ISSUE RIDDLES What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-15-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call the squirrel’s room in an animal hotel? The nutcracker suite What...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-15-07 PUNS & RIDDLES I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. I guess I'm just anti-Symantec. Incontinence Hotline... Can...
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-16-07 PUNS & RIDDLES Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. After being accused of assault and battery, Sonny said to the attorney,...
JEST FOR KIDS 02-16-07 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the man put a clock under his desk? Because he had to work overtime. (Bobby,...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-17-07 PART 1 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK What a wild week this was. At the start of the month who would have guessed...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-17-07 PART 2 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE PRESIDENT BUSH President Bush acknowledges it's hard for him living in the beautiful White House...
