Puns of the Day: 3-1-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: The infamous junk e-mailer was finally caught! While being questioned by authorities, he "claimed" he didn't know...
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Mar 2, 2000 5:32 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-2-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What medication do you give a sneezing snake? An Anti-Hiss-Tamine (David Bunch) What award winning book and movie...
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Mar 3, 2000 4:24 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-3-00 Pun of the Week: "Bartender, got any specials today?" "Yes, we mix Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka." "What do you call it?" "Well...
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Mar 6, 2000 4:35 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-6-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: How can you console your hot-headed wife if she's still carrying a torch for her old flame? Pacifier (By Gary...
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Mar 7, 2000 5:27 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-7-00 Some homeless people were hanging around the street corner fire barrel on primary election day when a van drove up offering to take...
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Mar 8, 2000 5:31 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-8-00 Fast food is what you are allowed to eat during Lent which begins today. (Phillip Adler) Part of a certain church's simplicity theme...
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Mar 9, 2000 4:51 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-9-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do you call an ad for dogs available for adoption at the pound? A cur-mercial (Cynthia MacGregor) Why do chess...
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Mar 10, 2000 5:35 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-10-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: Why do chess champions usually court Bohemian girls? They always want a Czech mate. (By Stan Kegel) If you went to...
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Mar 13, 2000 5:46 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-13-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: If you went to see Mount Rushmore and discovered the entire mountain had been reduced to a pile of rubble. It...
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Mar 14, 2000 5:26 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-14-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What is the difference between using tape on a bulletin board and a payroll deduction? One is withholding tacks...
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Mar 15, 2000 4:58 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-15-00 The Ides of March was a murderous day For Julius Caesar in Shakespeare's play. Caesar wanted to know Who'd delivered the blow. He...
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Mar 16, 2000 4:50 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-16-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: Which Shakespearean character killed the most chickens? In Hamlet, Claudius did murder most foul! (By Stan Kegel) ...
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Mar 17, 2000 5:57 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-17-00 An Irishman proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real, she...
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Mar 20, 2000 5:43 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-20-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: The former nun celebrated her new-found "freedom" by burning a large "funeral pyre" into which she threw all the...
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Mar 21, 2000 4:44 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-21-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: Marital bliss is amiss in the tree house. Tarzan has begun to realize how marriage really affects his mobility....
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 22, 2000 5:17 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-22-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What is the term for a train ticket for a sleeping compartment? A Berth Certificate (By Stan Kegel) Why doesn't...
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Mar 23, 2000 5:16 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-23-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: Why doesn't Diana Ross allow her beau to come calling until the first Monday in October? That's when the Supreme...
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Mar 24, 2000 5:54 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-24-00 WARNING: This e-mail may contain violent punctuation, explicit grammatical errors, and a shocking ending with a preposition. (Helen...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 27, 2000 4:48 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-27-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What did the Martian say to the liquor store owner? "Take me to your Liter's!" (Cynthia MacGregor) What...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 28, 2000 5:39 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-28-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What best-selling author was a carpenter from Utah? Morman Nailer (Stan Kegel) What fish was so clumsy it bumped...
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Mar 29, 2000 5:44 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-29-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What fish was so clumsy it bumped into Poseidon? An Inept Tuna (Gary Hallock) What is the difference between a per...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 30, 2000 4:26 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-30-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What is the difference between a per capita government charge and rolls of quarters for the road? One is a poll...
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Stan Kegel
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Mar 31, 2000 4:33 pm
Puns of the Day: 3-31-00 I hope to meet many of you at the ISTPF dinner in Chicago tomorrow. There will not be any mailings from me until Monday.--Stan Kegel...
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Apr 3, 2000 4:32 pm
Puns of the Day: 4-3-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What could you call ten young female equine on a reform Kibbutz? A Filly Minyon (Stan Kegel) In the 1970's, the...
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Apr 3, 2000 4:32 pm
Geography Test 1. “Get lost! Go ____________________ from me.” 2. _______________ down to sleep, he pray the lord his soul to keep. 3. “Sid is ten...
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Apr 4, 2000 4:28 pm
Puns of the Day: 4-4-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: In the 1970's, the chief designer at General Motors was quite unhappy with the minimal advertising the company put...
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Apr 5, 2000 4:19 pm
Puns of the Day: 4-5-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: Why are Hoover's machines environmental abominations? Nature abhors a vacuum. (By Lars Hanson) What do you call a...
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Apr 6, 2000 4:55 pm
Puns of the Day: 4-6-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish (By Stan Kegel) When playing poker...
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Apr 7, 2000 4:45 pm
Puns of the Day: 4-1-00 PUNY Riddle Chain: When playing poker with a poet, why are you likely to receive your cards face-up? He’s used to dealing inverse...
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Apr 7, 2000 6:22 pm
Geography Test: Table Game at the 2000 International Save The Pun Foundation Annual Dinner. Chicago, April 1, 2000 1. “Get lost! Go _PARAGUAY_ from me.” ...
