ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-01-06 THE GROANERS I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling. "I'm...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-01-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is a river so rich? Because it has two banks. (Petros, 10) What kind of coat would...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-01-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who know binary and those who don't Human beings only use ten percent...
Francis McGraph won the The 28Th Annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships in Austin, Texas with his version of "Star Wars, The Musical" receiving a perfect...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-02-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS I urge each of you to mark this date on your calendars with the letters "BU"....
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-02-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES When the college dormitory exploded, the roomers were flying, I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-02-06 THE GROANERS The wife appeared before the judge and said, "I want a divorce from that jerk over there." The judge said, "Why do...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-03-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-03-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"? It...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-03-06 THE GROANERS Thomas Gladstone, a stockbroker, received an urgent phone call one afternoon. "My name is Walters," the caller...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-04-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why is a barn so noisy? Some of the animals have horns. What do you call two young...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-04-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-04-06 THE GROANERS The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-05-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO RIDDLES What's a shark's favorite game? Swallow the leader. (Joshua, 7) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-05-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES I'm impressed with that company that makes the dry erase presentation boards. Their products are truly remarkable. ...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-05-06 THE GROANERS One day Johnny was doing his homework. He was up to spelling and he needed to spell harassment. His teacher told...
HUMERUS NEWS for 05-06-06 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY You all know that old line, "Those who do not learn the lessons of history are...
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY — CROSS -— 05-06-07 What do you get when you cross . . . 3880. . . . an amoeba with a bunny? A rabbit that can multiply and divide...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-08-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do cowboys always die with their boots on? So they won't stub their toes when they...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-08-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping.' I have never quit a job. What do Microsoft and a halter top...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-08-06 THE GROANERS Two guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first guy, "I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-09-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up and tree and act like a nut. Where does dragon...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-09-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES I'm getting older and I'm thinking about having my eggs frozen. Well, just the egg whites. I'm trying to cut back...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-09-06 THE GROANERS What happens when you fall in love with a professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-10-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the bee's hair get stick? Because he used a honeycomb! (Betty Debnam) When is...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-10-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES Incontinence Hotline, can you hold, please? Please ring after 5pm, as I am self-employed and I do not want my ...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 05-10-06 THE GROANERS Today, I had to run an errand over at the College of Business Administration, here at Bowling Green State...
From: "otchurch" <otchurch@...> Things My Mother Taught Me My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother...
JEST FOR KIDS 05-11-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY JOKES MOTHER'S DAY COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 05-11-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES The blondes who leaped to their deaths from a tall building "to try out our new maxi-pads with wings." were guilty...
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