HUMERUS NEWS for 04-01-06 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Remember last week when Jessica Simpson declined to meet President Bush? She now says...
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY – A Is For – 04-03-06 AARDVARK 3. Aardvark and no play make Jack a dull boy. ABALONE 6. Mr. Tuna: “Those sea mollusks told me you...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-03-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old NOTICE On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-03-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES What is the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. "Look,"...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-03-06 THE GROANERS Business was bad, the small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-04-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THE RIDDLES What has 18 legs, red splotches, and likes to catch flies? A baseball team with...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-04-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES The attractive young secretary returned to her office after a week end at the beach sporting a beautiful tan. 'How...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-04-06 THE GROANERS A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-05-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THE RIDDLES What did the violin student do with his practice time? He fiddled it away,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-05-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES The math teacher was an exponent of his own powers.(Ken Kramer) Know your geography: Montana was so named when a...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-05-06 THE GROANERS Few fans of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" know that, after the end of the movie, Snow White left the Prince and...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-06-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THE RIDDLES Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality. ...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-06-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES The Republicans should back off and let men marry men; women marry women, and totally legalize abortion. In three...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-06-06 THE GROANERS Two men, Dan and Bob, were sitting in a bar, talking over a few beers. Dan was noticing how down Bob looked. "What...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-07-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THE RIDDLES How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit?...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-07-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. (Mark Twain) The Wall Street Journal reports...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-07-06 THE GROANERS An older couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and the...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-08-06 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Viagra is not kosher for Passover, because the coating by the Pfizer drug contains...
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY – B IS FOR… - 04-10-06 BABOONS TO BEAVERS BABOON 123. Who was the famous French monkey general? Ape-oleon Baboon-aparte BARRACUDA ...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-10-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over- stressed person?...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-10-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES Does a poorly potty-trained octopus leave squidmarks? (Pungents) Now that lawyers can advertise, you had better...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-10-06 THE GROANERS While it might be considered somewhat, er, shall we say 'outre'," the physician told the inquiring husband. "I...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-11-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS Why did the magician have to cancel his show? He'd just washed his hare and...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-11-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES Researchers at an Austrian University may face ethics charges for using human corpses as crash-test dummies. See,...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-11-06 THE GROANERS Since Cameron was a flaming homosexual, all of his friends and relatives were stunned when he got married, and even...
From:Syman Hirsch <old34yankee@...> Everything I Need To Know I Learned from The Easter Bunny: - Don't put all your eggs in one basket. - Walk softly...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-12-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! What grows between your...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-12-06 TAGLINES & RIDDLES My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty. They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty. A...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 04-12-06 THE GROANERS It was really something else, man!" said the cadet policeman to his partner. "When I was off duty Saturday night, I...
JEST FOR KIDS 04-13-06 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY PUNS What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? Your one hot chick! What do ducks have...
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