PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-01-05 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What kind of paper makes you itch? Scratch paper. Why is a tree loud? Because of its bark! (Sydney,...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 1, 2005 8:32 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-01-05 THE GROANERS Why did your boss jump out of the window?" the detective asked the secretary. "I don't know," she sobbed. "He was...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 2, 2005 10:06 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-02-05 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES When does a horse talk? Whinney wants to! (Rebekah, 13) What did one penny say to the other penny? ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 2, 2005 10:08 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-02-05 THE GROANERS Back in the 1960's white activists often got their hair styled in an Afro -- a large bush-style hairdo -- to show...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 2, 2005 10:11 am
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-02-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY What does Duke Cunningham say to Tom DeLay? "You want the upper bunk or the lower...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 5, 2005 10:54 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-05-05 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef! (Emma, 7) What stories do the ship captain's...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 5, 2005 10:56 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-05-05 THE GROANERS Paul was shopping the other day and wound up face to face with this drop dead gorgeous woman. He couldn't help but...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2005 9:04 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-06-05 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What kind of earrings did the rabbit give his wife? 14-carrot gold! (Julia, 8) Why are dalmatians...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2005 9:06 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY THE GROANERS Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 6, 2005 11:13 am
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-06-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Today is World AIDS Day and I believe that's Hallmark's worst idea yet. (Jon Stewart) ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2005 9:49 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-07-05 Remember Pearl Harbor JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What kind of clothes does a house wear? Address (Nelson, 10) What did one...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2005 9:50 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-07-05 THE GROANERS A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 7, 2005 10:09 am
Have a Punny Christmas by Richard Lederer If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 8, 2005 10:17 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-08-05 THE HOLIDAYS - CHRISTMAS What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. A cat walking on the desert is...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 8, 2005 10:20 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-08-05 THE GROANERS Rastus was sleeping against a tree along side a country road when Liza drove by on a buckboard pulled by a mule. As...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 9, 2005 10:24 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-09-05 HOLIDAY PUNS — CHRISTMAS What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve "Oh, what fun it is to ride with one...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 9, 2005 10:27 am
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY 12-09-05 WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN . .. 3807: . . . big embraces and lice? The first are bear hugs, and the second are hair bugs ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 9, 2005 10:28 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-09-05 THE GROANERS A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his friend all about his experience. "The hospital I was...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 9, 2005 12:04 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-09-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY This past weekend the United States held it's 1000th execution. The USC-UCLA football...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 12, 2005 10:40 am
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY 12-12-05 THE LION 2254. Did you hear about the man who was sitting on the steps in front of the New York City Public Library? He was...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 12, 2005 10:47 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-12-05 THE GROANERS A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 12, 2005 11:09 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-12-05 HOLIDAY PUNS — Christmas "Deck the halls with Buddy Holly" (Richard Lederer) Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2005 9:46 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-13-05 HOLIDAY PUNS — CHRISTMAS "Olive, the other reindeer" (Richard Lederer) What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2005 9:46 am
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY 12-13-05 BEARS 151. “What kind of bear is that sleeping in its cage?” asked a visitor to the zoo. “Himalayan,” replied the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2005 10:15 am
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 12-13-05 THE GROANERS A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her inner...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2005 11:47 am
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-13-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Bill O'Reilly is proof that there isn't any Sanity Clause. (Roger Ailes) The weekend's...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2005 8:47 pm
The Movie: A Day At The Races: The scene: After Groucho Marx has crossed out most of the sections of a proposed contract, ... Groucho: "party of the first...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 13, 2005 8:48 pm
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 14, 2005 10:02 am
ANIMAL JOKES OF THE DAY 12-14-05 — SCHOOL DAZE 3694. Teacher: “The animal kingdom is divided into what two classes?” Student: “The aardvarks and the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Dec 14, 2005 11:00 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-14-05 HOLIDAY PUNS How many chimneys does Santa go down ? Stacks What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet Why is...
