Puns of the Day: 3-24-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: When God was creating the world, what famous actor got the subcontract to manufacture no less than 999,999 ...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 24, 1999 4:50 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-23-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: What Disney movie was an account of a certain ecdysiast's style of performance? Fan Tease Ya (By Cynthia MacGregor)...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 23, 1999 4:39 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-22-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: What would you call Ted Kazynski if he was castrated, released from prison and assigned to work in a mortuary? The...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 22, 1999 4:51 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-19-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: A military leader was about to launch a viciously brutal attack upon a factory where crystal chandeliers were ...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 19, 1999 4:58 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-18-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: What would you do if a store sold you rancid animal fat? Sue It (By SRpunster) A military leader was about to...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 18, 1999 5:57 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-17-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: Miss Haste, who had the same first name as a famous fictional librarian, sinned and was given a looooooong list of ...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 17, 1999 5:03 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-16-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do you call a pedicurist who's repeatedly nailed for shoplifting? A Clip-Toe Maniac (By Gary Hallock) Miss...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 16, 1999 4:56 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: What entertainer came from a small closely knit family? Mini Purl (By Stan Kegel) Correction from 3-15-99 answer: What inverted cliché...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 16, 1999 3:56 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: Fishermen trying to catch a certain fish that’s popularly sold in small chunks in jars in a sharp sauce were mortified to discover that...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 13, 1999 4:59 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-10-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: By night, three violinists played in the symphony orchestra. During the day, to make a little money on the side,...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 10, 1999 4:34 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: Who are the puzzled refugees who arrived in Miami floating on multi-colored square plastic boxes? Rubik Cubans (By Gary Hallock) By night,...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 9, 1999 4:43 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: According to the Bible, who talked at the youngest age? Job. He cursed the day he was born. (By Stan Kegel) Who are the puzzled refugees who...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 8, 1999 4:32 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: What's the difference between (1) a gymnast and (2) a Public Works employee working in icy conditions? One does somersaults. The other...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 5, 1999 4:49 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: Coming into my kitchen in the middle of the night, I was amazed to discover my spice and herb jars walking in unison across the counter in...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 4, 1999 4:13 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-3-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: You could say that people are afraid of getting Cat Scratch Fever have what? Claws-trophobia (By Tiff Wimberly) ...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 3, 1999 11:40 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-2-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: At the Senior Olympics they have a sprinting race for men with a fairly healthy head of hair. It is known to be a...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 2, 1999 5:39 pm
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Puns of the Day: 3-1-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: Goosebumps, the children’s periodical by R. L. Stine, is getting stranger every issue. The current story is about...
Stan Kegel
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Mar 1, 1999 4:19 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: Yesterday I posted: A young woman who was forever going on diets to no avail was sure that her latest plan would result in a quick loss of...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 26, 1999 4:19 pm
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Puns of the Day: 2-25-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: A young woman who was forever going on diets to no avail was sure that her latest plan would result in a quick loss...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 25, 1999 4:47 pm
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Puns of the Day: 2-24-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: What do they call the Jewish Mafia? Kosher Nostra (By SRpunster) A young woman who was forever going on diets to no...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 24, 1999 6:08 pm
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Puns of the Day: 2-23-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: In what legal venue would a rabbit seek to settle a dispute over where it is allowed to eat or defecate? A Pellet...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 23, 1999 4:37 pm
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Puns of the Day: 2-22-99 PUNY Riddle Chain: In all probability, what would a Mafia recruit be called? A Likely Hood (By Stan Kegel) In what legal venue would a...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 22, 1999 4:41 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: How does a fencer call home? From Epee Phone (A pay phone) (By Lars Hanson) In all probability, what would a Mafia recruit be called? Answer...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 19, 1999 5:39 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: When I tried to add tomatoes to the greens I planned to eat with dinner, they rose up in the salad bowl and protested vigorously. What was...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 18, 1999 4:36 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: What 60's TV show might have been about a judge who issued a court order banning the wearing of crinoline undergarments? Petticoat...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 17, 1999 5:11 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: Why did Frankie Avalon refuse to walk a tightrope in his last beach movie? He was afraid to work without Annette. (By Alan Combs) What 60's...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 17, 1999 4:05 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: What Is the obvious phrase for donating your body to a medical school? A Dead Give-away (By Stan Kegel) Why did Frankie Avalon refuse to...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 15, 1999 7:00 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: The 2 siblings were often embarrassed to admit they knew the 2 people upstairs; a dirty, filthy, sweaty female horse jockey & her Latin...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 12, 1999 10:11 pm
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PUNY Riddle Chain: A nature photographer spent a lifetime taking photos of summits of the world's tallest mountains. Nearing his retirement he decided to have...
Stan Kegel
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Feb 11, 1999 6:25 pm
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