PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-01-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES Why are there fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in! (Chesley, 12) Why did...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-02-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What does a duck get after he eats? A bill Why are garbage men unhappy Because they are down in the...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-03-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What style of shoes does a frog loves most? Open toad! What kind of car does an electrician drive A...
HUMERUS NEWS for 06-03-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Paris Hilton is now engaged to her boyfriend Paris Latsis. Hilton feels...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-06-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What would happen if the left side of your body disappeared? You would be all right. (Lorenzo, 9) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-07-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What do you call someone who sings songs about the moon? A Lunar Crooner (Syman Hirsch) Why did the...
HUMERUS NEWS for 06-07-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Medical use of marijuana took a big hit as the Supreme Court ruled ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-08-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES Why did the geometry student get a good grade? He knew all the angles (Jumble: Arnold & Argirlon) ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-09-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What do you call a hundred crooks surfing at the beach? A crime wave. What is the difference between...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-10-05 Beginning Monday, June 13 the Adults Only portion of "Puns of the Day" will be sent out in a separate mailing and will no longer...
HUMERUS NEWS for 06-10-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY The White House is praising this week's Supreme Court decision allowing...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-13-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint. What did the dirt say to the rain? "If...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-13-05 THE GROANERS Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other: "Is...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-14-05 HAPPY FLAG DAY HOLIDAY PUNS Most elementary school children will be able to tell you that the first American flag was made by...
HUMERUS NEWS for 06-14-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Osama bin Laden may never be caught, but I feel much safer knowing that...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-15-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What do you call a sewing box? A Thread Shed (Syman Hirsch) Where do black birds drink? At a...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-15-05 THE GROANERS The family all got together recently, and were just hanging around at Mom and Dad's. My sister was browsing through...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-16-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES Why did the teacher send the clock to the principal? For tocking too much. (Chuckie, 7) When can't...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-16-05 THE GROANERS A state trooper notices a car weaving in the road, and when he pulls it over a beautiful woman gets out. She is...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-17-05 HOLIDAY PUNS - If your pop lives in Indiana should you send him a card on Father's day that begs the question, "Hoosier Daddy?"...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-17-05 THE GROANERS A state trooper notices a car weaving in the road, and when he pulls it over a beautiful woman gets out. She is...
HUMERUS NEWS for 06-17-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY "This just in Only days after the conclusion of the Michael Jackson ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-20-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers (Pranita, 11) Why can't a Dalmatian be a...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-20-05 THE GROANERS The blonde co-ed danced excitedly into her room clapping and chanting, "I won! I won! That guy is so stupid!" Her...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-21-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What happened to the cowardly human cannonball? He got fired Why is it easy to weigh fish? They have...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-21-05 THE GROANERS I was driving my car down a side street the other day when all of a sudden this cat jumped out in front of me. I...
HUMERUS NEWS for 06-21-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Today is the 33rd anniversary of the Watergate break-in. That was a time...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 06-22-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What did the limestone say to the geologist? Stop taking me for granite. What did one wall say to...
ADULT PUNS OF THE DAY 06-22-05 THE GROANERS Bubba and Homer were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze. Bubba asked Homer, "If I snuck ovah to...
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