2004 PUNS OF THE YEAR: Part 1: THE ONE-LINERS A man who used to perform autopsies was arrested for taking home 157 pounds of human body parts. Do you know...
2004 PUNS OF THE YEAR: Part 1: THE ONE-LINERS A man who used to perform autopsies was arrested for taking home 157 pounds of human body parts. Do you know...
2004 PUNS OF THE YEAR: Part 3: PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY The sex-ed class was dismissed early when order couldn't be restored after the teacher stated that...
2004 PUNS OF THE YEAR: Part 2: THE GR0ANERS Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the...
2004 PUNS OF THE YEAR: Part 3: PUNS FOR ADULTS ONLY The sex-ed class was dismissed early when order couldn't be restored after the teacher stated that...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-07-04 JEST FOR KIDS Why did the mother send her son to the finest bakery? She wanted him to be well bread. (Cameron, 11) What did one...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-10-05 JEST FOR KIDS What's a frog's favorite time? Leap year (Jason) How did the lion feel after he devoured the female Roman athlete? ...
HUMERUS NEWS for 01-11-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Michael Moore won the People's Choice Award on Sunday for Fahrenheit ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-11-05 JEST FOR KIDS How do snails fight? They slug it out until one wins. (Jessica) Why can;'t cats finish a video They keep hitting the...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-12-05 JEST FOR KIDS Why doesn't Saturn like to take a bath? Because it might leave a ring (Michelle, 8) Why wouldn't they let the...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-13-05 JEST FOR KIDS Who has the tiniest pupils? A kindergarten teacher (Rizwan, 8) Did you hear about the gourd that went sky diving? It...
HUMERUS NEWS for 01-14-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Thailand reported a plunge in tourism on Monday due to the water damage....
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-14-05 JEST FOR KIDS What did one knife say to the other knife? "You're looking pretty sharp today!" (Nisa, 12) Why did the king go to...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-17-05 HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY JEST FOR KIDS Why did the coffee taste like mud? It was fresh ground that morning. What happened to...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-18-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES How do sailors get their clothes clean? They throw them overboard and they are washed ashore. Why...
HUMERUS NEWS for 01-18-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY As millions of Americans return to work today, many of them are still ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-19-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What do you call a train that likes to dance? A tutu train (John, 9) How does a rose ride a bike? ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-20-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES What do you call a boy with one foot in the door? Just-in! (Elma,12) Why can't a bicycle stand...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-21-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES Why were the trees lined up in twos? Because they were pear trees (Madison, 7) Why did the window...
HUMERUS NEWS for 0-25-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY President Bush told a reporter that he saw his reelection by the American...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-24-05 Johnny Carson, we bid you a very heartfelt good night. THE HUMOR OF JOHNNY CARSON I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex...
Bush Inauguration Jokes Compiled by Daniel KurtzmaN <http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm> Jon Stewart: "Finally, the moment we've all been...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-25-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES How do you make a poisonous snake cry? Take away his rattle (Betty Debnam: Mighty Funnies) Why did...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-27-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES Why didn't the explorer go on the Arctic exposition? Because he had cold feet. (Jumble: Arnold &...
Here is a little game we played this week at PUNY I will supply you with a list of 12 numbered Daffynitions. The answer I seek is the word or two word phrase...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 01-28-05 JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam! (Sarah, 11) Why was the...
HUMERUS NEWS for 01-28-05 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY President Bush's re-election thanks to religious voters is actually ...
Here is a little game we played this week at PUNY I will supply you with a list of 12 numbered Daffynitions. The answer I seek is the word or two word phrase...
On Jan 29, 2005, at 12:23 AM, Stan Kegel wrote: Here is a little game we played this week at PUNY I will supply you with a list of 12 numbered Daffynitions....
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