PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-01-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around. (Kid's Jokes) What did the magnet...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-02-04 HOLIDAY PUNS - CHRISTMAS How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. (Simon...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-03-04 HOLIDAY PUNS - CHRISTMAS How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to Ewe! (Alison, 10) I've seen the Ghost of...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-03-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY I think the new US secretary of state should get together with former ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-06-04 HOLIDAY PUNS - CHRISTMAS Mom, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else ! (Kids Jokes) On December...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-07-04 HAPPY CHANUKAH * REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR HOLIDAY PUNS Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-07-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Realizing that one way to prevent abortions is by preventing ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-08-04 HOLIDAY PUNS What did the little candle say to the big candle ? I'm going out tonight ! What do you call a man who claps at...
Have a Punny Christmas by Richard Lederer If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-10-04 HOLIDAY PUNS When does Santa finish delivering all the toys to the children? Just in the St. Nick of Time (Mini Jokes) When the...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-10-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY When Justice Antonin Scalia, who did an energetic job of reinforcing the...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-13-04 HOLIDAY PUNS Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed ! (Kids Jokes) Who is the patron saint of actors? ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-14-04 HOLIDAY PUNS – My Hanukkah guilt: Wonder what a Maccabee? Not a latke know (Gary Hallock) What did the guest sing at the...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-14-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY Oh! Somewhere in this favored land The sun is shining bright; The band...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-15-04 HOLIDAY PUNS What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with no leaves and a bullet? A cartridge in a bare tree (Richard...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-16-04 HOLIDAY PUNS Who hides in a bakery on Christmas? A Mince Spy (Richard Lederer) What do Spanish cats say when they wish each other...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-17-04 CORRECTIONS This is by Bob Dvorak: It was a busy morning at the Third Annual International Clock Convention. Lunchtime was...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-17-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY The trade deficit swelled to an all time high of $55.5 billion. Do you ...
The 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2004 Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman <http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldumbquotes2004.htm?nl=1> #25: "This race is hotter than a...
2004 Political Dot-Comedy Awards: Cast Your Votes We are proud to announce the nominees for About.com's 5th annual awards competition recognizing the year's...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-20-04 HOLIDAY PUNS To the tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas" I'll be Cloned for Christmas, there'll be three of me; One to Work, and...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-21-04 HOLIDAY PUNS Christmas time is here by golly, Disapproval would be folly. (Tom Lehrer) God rest ye merry, gentlemen, Let nothing...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-21-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP QUOTES OF THE DAY They say teaching Sex Education in the public schools will promote ...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-24-04 HOLIDAY PUNS God rest ye merry merchants May ye make the Yuletide pay! Angels we have heard on high Urge us to go out and buy!...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-23-04 HOLIDAY PUNS The Four Stages of Man 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus....
PUNS OF THE DAY for 12-24-04 Have a Merry Christmas and a safe holiday season HOLIDAY PUNS What does St. Nick's appearance signify? The presents of Christmas....
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS PARODIES An American Christmas The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. ...
HUMERUS NEWS for 12-24-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Because I will be on vacation without internet access, the next issue of Humerus News will be on January...
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