HUMERUS NEWS for 10-01-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Aide to Bush: "Our best intelligence reports say the...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 4, 2004 5:43 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-04-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin. What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 4, 2004 7:41 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-04-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Al Gore had a column in the paper yesterday, called "How...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 5, 2004 5:09 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-05-04 HOLIDAY PUNS What happened to the monster children who ate all their vegetables? They gruesome. What's it called when a vampire...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 5, 2004 5:17 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-05-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Soldier in battle: "The President says we'll only be here 6...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 6, 2004 4:39 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-06-04 Before I got married my wife told me, "Don't talk about sex until we get married." We got married and she said, "Now you can talk...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 6, 2004 4:45 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-06-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY "Don't forget Poland" (George W. Bush) Supreme Court...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 7, 2004 4:28 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-07-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite. How do mummies hide? They wear masking tape. How...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 7, 2004 5:07 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-07-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Some Bush supporters say they believe the President should...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 8, 2004 7:24 am
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-08-04 HOLLOWEEN PUNS Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! What does...
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Stanley Kegel
chocdr
Oct 11, 2004 4:15 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-11-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Despite the lack of WMD's, President Bush insists that...
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Stanley Kegel
chocdr
Oct 11, 2004 4:20 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-11-04 Happy Canada Day * Happy Columbus Day HOLIDAY PUNS – HALLOWEEN What do you call a skeleton that won’t get out of bed? Lazy...
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Stanley Kegel
chocdr
Oct 12, 2004 1:47 am
In a stunning statement at a lecture at Harvard University, ultraconservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia stated, "Sexual orgies eliminate sexual ...
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Stanley Kegel
chocdr
Oct 12, 2004 3:03 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-12-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY With just three weeks to go until Election Day, the Federal...
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Stanley Kegel
chocdr
Oct 12, 2004 3:18 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-12-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch. What kind of rubbers did Dracula wear? Ghoul loshes Why...
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Stanley Kegel
chocdr
Oct 13, 2004 5:26 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-13-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY More than at any time in history, mankind is at a...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 14, 2004 11:26 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-14-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS – Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor? Because he was in high spirits (Kyle, 9) Why do girl...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 15, 2004 6:54 am
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-14-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY There's a lot of talk in political circles about an...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 15, 2004 5:55 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-15-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS Why did the doctor tell the zombie to get some rest? He was dead on his feet. Who is a vampire likely to fall in...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 15, 2004 11:33 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-15-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Capital Steps on whose vote counts: ...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 18, 2004 4:52 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-18-04 Happy Ramadan HALLOWEEN PUNS How can you tell if a ghost is lying? You can see right through him Why did the Vampire subscribe to...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 18, 2004 5:59 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-18-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Capital Steps conducts a debate between the two candidates:...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 19, 2004 2:07 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-19-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humor? Because he kept his monster in stitches...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 20, 2004 6:10 am
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-19-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY You know what's fascinating about this, you've got Bill...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 20, 2004 5:22 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-20-04 HOLLOWEEN PUNS What did the momma ghost say to baby ghost as they got into the car? Buckle your sheet belt . Why did the monster...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 20, 2004 7:20 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-2-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY While on the campaign trail, John Kerry was given a cash...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 21, 2004 5:27 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-2104 HOLLOWEEN PUNS Knock knock. Who's there. Zombies. Zombies who? Zombies make honey and zombies don't. (Richard Lederer and P. C....
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 22, 2004 4:48 pm
PUNS OF THE DAY for 10-22-04 HALLOWEEN PUNS What did the detective say when he solved the case of the missing mummy? "Well, that one's about wrapped up!"...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 22, 2004 10:25 pm
HUMERUS NEWS for 10-22-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE NOTICE Due to the time necessary to prepare these mailings, Humerus News will be sent out twice weekly...
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Stan Kegel
chocdr
Oct 25, 2004 9:00 am
'Twas the night before Halloween! 'Twas the night before Halloween and all through the crypt EVERY creature was stirring (except one bat who got gypped). The...
