HUMERUS NEWS for 04-01-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. (Will Rogers) IN THE NEWS * TOP...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 04-01-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Why is it bad to play basketball with a pig? Because it will always hog the ball! (Josh, 7) What...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-02-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Bush looking under his White House desk, "Nope! No WMD down...
PUNS OF THE DAY for 04-02-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES How is the letter A like a flower? Bs follow them both! (Stephanie, 9) What did the beaver say to...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-05-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Saudi Arabian clerics blamed the nation's drought Friday...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-05-04 JEST FOR KIDS -THE HOLIDAYS The Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'. (George Burns) Seder: A phrase meaning...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-06-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Has anyone else noticed that until INDIVISIBLE was dropped...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-06-04 Happy Passover FOR THE HOLIDAYS A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-07-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY A group of Catholic Boston Red Sox fans have asked the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-07-04 THE HOLIDAYS For Easter, little Jeannie received a young rabbit as a gift. It looked just like other rabbits except that the color...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-08-04 THE HOLIDAYS I hope everyone is having a GOOD FRIDAY. I know it DOZEN EGGSactly feel like a holiday if you have to get up and go to...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-08-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY In a new poll released today, both President Bush and...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-09-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Former president Bill Clinton is all set to get $5...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-09-04 THE HOLIDAYS What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy? He probably had a bad hare day. Boy 1:...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-12-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Paul Revere riding horse yelling, "The British are...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-12-04 CORRECTIONS When Anakin Skywalker went over to the Dark Side, he took a name from his childhood. His mother had used to watch him...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-14-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE For the next two weeks Humerus News wwill be sent out irregularly and abbreviated as I am away from my...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-13&14-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Why did the boy take his watch to school? So he could take his time. (Mighty Funnies: Betty Dobnam)...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-21-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY Overheard at the Bush/Blair Summit: -"Sorry we can't use...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-21-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What's the best way to make straight As? With a ruler! ( Mikila, 12) If there were three elephants in...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-22-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY According to Bob Woodward's new book, Dick Cheney and...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-22-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Why did the witch need help with her homework? Because she was having trouble spelling. (Guci, 6) Why...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-23-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY News Now: Iraq, Iraq, Bush, Iraq, Iraq, revenge, Iraq,...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-23-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. (Irene, 6) What did the number 0 say to number 8? Nice, belt....
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-26-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY On '60 Minutes' on last Sunday Bob Woodward suggested...
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-26-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was...
HUMERUS NEWS for 04-27-04 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE IN THE NEWS * TOP CARTOONS and QUOTES OF THE DAY "The battles followed repeated warnings by senior U.S....
PUNS OF THE DAY 04-27-04 JEST FOR KIDS – THE RIDDLES What did the groom do when his wife baked him a marble cake. He took it for granite. (Daily Groaner) ...
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