From: "Dan Heinrichs" <danheinrichs@...> POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONAL REFLECTIONS The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-15-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR What do teachers call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses What do you get when...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-15-09 I like sugar in coffee, although I'm fine when there's just "Sweet'n'Low" You may find this funny I also like honey I'm quite...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-14-09 Dicicy Cory, rich as sin, Made his fortune out of poultry-raising, Could find no maiden to give in, Went around with all his passions...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-14-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed Who is the...
"The Christmas Dinner" Grandpa and grandma were planning to host the annual family Christmas dinner. About forty guests were expected, and they spent a full...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-12-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Obama will go to Oslo, Norway, tomorrow to accept his Nobel Peace...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-11-09 "I was wrong, dear," he said, and told her He was sorry, and tried to hold her. When to supper he's late, Then the cannibal's fate Is...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-11-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR What kind of key do you have to cook? A Laitke. What nationality is Santa Claus?...
'Twas the night before Chanukah, boychicks and maidels Not a sound could be heard, not even the draidels. The Menorah was set on the chimney, alight In the...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-10-09 To the kitchen my wife once did traipse. On the griddle she saw some round shapes. I'd made pancakes for her. "They'll taste yucky for...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-10-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles Why...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-09-09 A bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby are chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. At one time...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-09-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth When does...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-08-09 Denny's is now offering a "Tiger Woods Breakfast": Swedish pancakes with your choice of side dishes. (Tim Hunter) Democrats' favorite...
JEST FOR KIDS 12-08-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR What did the rabbit give his girlfriend for Christmas? A 3 carrot ring. What do...
Marcel Marceauu If you've ever been to California, especially the Los Angeles area, you know that there are a lot of strange companies doing business out...
The Pope The Pope was on a state visit to the US. As is the custom in his country when going to dinner at someone's home, he requested that he be allowed to...
From: Gary Hallock <gary@...> Cruising around at the website of the International Save the Pun Foundation today <http://www.punpunpun.com> I ran across...
From: cybergal <cybergal@...> Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white...
From: David Culbreath XgmnirisingX@... Prayer O'Brian loved to play golf and would go out alone to a course and get paired up with any group that needed a...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-07-09 My appetite is my shepherd; I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly. It...
PUNS OF THE DAY 12-04-09 Tiger, tiger, burning bright In the bedrooms of the night, What immoral thief or felon Could do such a thing to Elin? (Conrad L....
JEST FOR KIDS 12-07-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? Because the angel had said," No L!" (Gail...
"Weather or Not" Rudolph, a dedicated Russian Communist, was the most famous weather man in Russia. That was because he always predicted the weather with 100...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-28-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK By a vote of 5-2, the Georgia Supreme Court has ruled that teachers may legally...
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 12-05-09 TIGER WOODS EDITION AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE Tiger, tiger, burning bright In the bedrooms of the night, What immoral thief or...
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a...
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