“Puns of the Day“ is a regular weekday feature
of my other joke list, "Plentiful Puns, Generous Groaners."
Groaners is a very active non-moderated list and I have
had numerous requests to receive only “Puns of the Day.”
“Puns of the Day” is a compilation of puns posted
daily on various web sites including “The International
Save The Pun Foundation,” “The Pun Page” and “Pun of
the Day,” puns appearing in the press including “Jumble“,
a selection of puns from the masters including Richard
Lederer, Gary Hallock and John S. Crosbie, and a daily
example of various types of puns such as Tom Swift’s
and PUN-Abridged Definitions. The puns are all short.
Groaners do not appear on this list.
This is the list for paronomastics.
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Stan Kegel
2000 "Punster of the Year" by the International Save the Pun Foundation
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-10-10 On the day of his wedding, the male Should not peek at his bride, says the tale So try as he might To keep her in sight It all really
JEST FOR KIDS 02-10-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? "Be my valenstein!" What do farmers give
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-09-10 In his will, man gave son a fair cut. Had a big falling out, so to shut His son out of the will And to leave him with nil, Wealthy man
JEST FOR KIDS 02-09-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? t was a case of guppy love.