i just heard this 30 seconds ago in the office, working at "Now,
with Bill Moyers" for PBS.

One producer talking to another in the hall, in front of the copy
machine:

Producer 1: "You'll never look at corn the same way again."
Producer 2: "Nope. Cornbread. Corndogs. Nothing."

I can't convey adequately in writing exactly how deadpan the
exchange was. It was really really deadpan.

-Robert