one nation, three wars---he last great untold stories. partly sunny and cold searching for trapped children reported to be killed in morocco are considering...
ATTENTION! I am here to tell you about Hope Miller. Hope would like us to believe she comes from Kentucky, but she is really from Staten Island, and was...
Attention! Bobo is appealing! She is a fashionista who was sent her to revolutionze New York! She is secretly from the planet Naltor, where all the women are...
ATTENTION A poem about Edward Bottger Anal Beads Do you own them? I would like to know? Frequently I want to know your thoughts on Kate Jackson Tell me, wispy...
nu-nuers-- Jesse Murray is actually the love child of Sigourney Weaver and James Coburn! These two actors were paired together in 1985 to do an off-Broadway...
ATTENTION MEMORANDUM TO: George Alley FROM: Jesse Murray Listen to me you disgusting, putrid little whore. If you DARE expose me, I will expose you also. I...
ACHTUNG! JESSE MURRAY IS ON THE LOOSE! jesse murray may seem like a good-natured cat, soap opera, pop culture lover/career woman, but he is secretly a genetic...
ATTENTION! I would weirdly expose Thomas Onorato, but he is too appealing! What makes him most appealing is that he understands the GLAMOUR of Donna Mills and...
ATTENTION! Clark Stubbs is secretly Tony Danza and Judith Light's love child! Don't let him fool you! Also he wants to be a Sheepherder. But he cannot pull...
ATTENTION! Marla Shu has recently admitted that she is addicted to cough syrup! She started her addiction when she was flying to The Dominican Republic with...
ATTENTION! Here is the lifestory of REVA SHAYNE LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS DRAKE LEWIS: -Reva moves to Springfield with Billy Lewis, but Reva is secretly in love...
Memo: To Murray Products Ltd. From: Alley Industries No, you listen to me Jesse Murray! You are nothing more than a flea on the arse of our abominable nation. ...
Once upon a time there was a lad named George Alley He was skipping down the street When Hope Miller came walking up to him He said, "hello young womyn, what...
here they are these photos are so cool! man! I wish I was a stormkeeper. Troop Beverly Hills, We are them. Fuck the vamoose no, others will do that. I am here...
This axle as if of asphalt, talked like, it was on weed. Of eased mind it was, of asylum my brain. Like an apogee keg; like an apology for the destruction of...
"all fat girls should die" "PUSSY" "am i fat?" "do you like me?" "MOTHER FUCKER" AKA PUSSY HERE (scratch and sniff! just for you!) "UGLY" "FAT" "STUPID" ...
Attention nu-nuers! hard to believe, but Bobo is turning 23! as a happy result of this occasion there will be an event in her honor, held at her place of...
OMG, Bobo's Birthday party! I cannot take it, it will be like an overdose of glamour. I think I have to go eat my couch because of the appeal. I will be...
decimated how I feel : like my body covered in a gigantic cataract. I am be picked upon by fleas. Drunk on my blood my skin is a diving board and the ground is...
If I were to miss the global television glamour of Bobo's birthday party event, I would be forced to slice off an appendage in shame. I can't wait to be...
my online radio station Whistle While You Work has been thoroughly updated for the holiday season. just go to: http://www.live365.com/stations/skimmingtonride ...
Lahoma00: breath Lahoma00: ANSWER ME LFO Velocity: hi Lahoma00: hello LFO Velocity: omg i can't stop thinking about you and your penis Lahoma00: I'm the same...
so this is a posting about a concert of my friend chris, and he's performing in new york and i thought, like, wow, i should email nu-nu and tell them cuz like ...
i am constantly with it. with you. within without. horses on the horizon and on the money. no one gets out alive according to the great commandment. a girl...
Yesterday Rena and I were guests of Hugh Hefner at the annual Playboy Halloween Party. As many of you know we are now residing in the Los Angeles area and...
hello. i have a concert in december. for a piece i am presenting in this concert in december the dancers wanted me to send them the score so that they could...
Have you been wondering what Brett Hea;ley has been up to? Wonder no longer: BUTTPLAY: A HANDS-IN APPROACH: FOR MEN @ Club Columbus, Columbus, Ohio. Whether...