'Twas the night before Christmas... (politically correct version!) ... 'Twas The Night Before Christmas (as if written by a technical writer for a firm that...
Some where over weight people, just like me. Must have someplace, folks don't count every calorie. Somewhere over the rainbow, way up tall; there's a place...
Sent: Thursday, February 21, 2002 9:45 AM Subject: The truth about dogs ... REMEMBER.... When the worst thing you could do at school was smoke in the...
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as...
... Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? ... No booze. No bars. No television. No Internet. No organized...
Humerous - New - Medications for Women D a m I t o l Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. S t M o m a's W o r t Plant extract...
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:18 AM What's Your Business Sign? 1) MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to...
... Do you know these people? SOUTHERN HUMOR An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says,...
... Do you know these people? SOUTHERN HUMOR An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says,...
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a...
... This is pretty funny.... ...and if you re from Brooklyn, New Jursey, or Long Eyeland, you ll really appreciate this! Eye-Talian Why do Italians hate...
... 1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. ...
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Subject: Absolutely Hilarious: "Signs You're A Drunk" and other Funnies! Subject: Jokes -- Middle of Road Signs Your A Drunk 1. You lose arguments with...
Little Johnny! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"...
... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here And help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." ...
Subject: FW: Tool definitions DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you...
Subject: New Forms New Living Will form: I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell...
YOU HAVE TO BE JEWISH TO UNDERSTAND Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had...
