Well sounds like you understand the illegality of selling and are on the right track. Now a couple of things.
First, nobody but nobody calls me SIR around here. Thats another bad word like bootlegger
Secondly, im sure we can teach you other ways of increasing flavors in your corn whiskey without pee. We do use Miracle Gro Plant food for nutrients, which contains Urea Nitrogen, but that is artificially made and even some distillers do not approve of that...
Im not sure what new chat your talking about, but that is a great idea. The chat i just started using with my new lap top is SKYPE, Since the lap top has a video camera and microphone attached to it, you can do video conferencing or just do regular text typing for your messages.
You can download Skype for Windows at: http://www.skype.com/intl/en-us/get-skype/on-your-computer/windows/premium or for the Mac at: http://www.skype.com/intl/en-us/get-skype/on-your-computer/macosx/