Better hurry... somebody may beat you to it in the next few weeks.
Sarge
> I am intensely upset right now... Dave is Evil, and I can accept that, but
> being a dot-com-dork myself, who was recently laid off in a large round of
> cutbacks, I have taken great offense at today's strip.
>
> I now swear this oath with all who are on this list as witnesses:
>
> Dave Davenport, I will hunt you down
> Dave Davenport, I will destroy you
> Unless you can score me a job at Narbonics Labs
> I will have your scalp, your wallet,
> And anything else worth depriving you of.
> You are Evil, and I can accept that
> But I have been targetted now
> I have no more stock options
> And you mock me.
> Thou shalt be mine to destroy.
>
> So there.
Love. Peace. Linux. Hehe... cool. *gets his sidewalk chalk out* Sure, mutant gerbils and mad scientists may kind have a chance at it, but it's us crazy Linux...
Tom Morris
kg4cyx@...
Apr 16, 2001 8:26 am
Oh dear. It looks like the Platform Wars have escalated, jumping from the jungles of USENET to the streets of San Francisco. Granted that San Francisco is...
Jim Maiwurm
wurm42@...
Apr 16, 2001 3:04 pm
... Yeah, but don't worry -- in a couple of years, Winux will fix everything. :-)...
Chris Campbell
sankarah@...
Apr 16, 2001 3:15 pm
Winux 2004 will rule us as an overlord and we shall be better for it ;)...
Graham Gelling
gelling@...
Apr 16, 2001 3:21 pm
I think Dave and the Narbonics Labs crew ought to write their own operating system. It would be... the operating system of EVIL! Everyone would switch over to...
Tom Morris
kg4cyx@...
Apr 17, 2001 10:09 pm
... Karl Malden and Michael Douglas will be riding around, chasing down rogue operating systems? I'd watch that. Bill L. Snipping for context since 1995...
Bill Livingston
bill@...
Apr 18, 2001 4:25 am
... Pshaw. I can beat that. Early in the 21st Century, THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION advanced OS evolution into the NEXUS phase - a OS as intelligent as a human -...
Matthew Blackwell
mblackwl@...
Apr 18, 2001 6:09 am
... [snip very funny parody] Curse you, Matt Blackwell! You've outdone me again! Bill L. Will Sean Young be playing Mel in the movie?...
Bill Livingston
bill@...
Apr 19, 2001 3:34 am
... Of course! I even sent Pete two Hannigans for his birthday! Bwah-ha-ha!!!! ... Hell, knowing Sean Young, she's probably playing Mell in day to day life. ...
Matthew Blackwell
mblackwl@...
Apr 19, 2001 4:10 am
No, Val Kilmer will play Mel, as per her request. Paul Ewenstein "Never let your sense of morals stop you from doing what is right."...
Paul I. Ewenstein
pewenste@...
Apr 19, 2001 3:53 pm
There's a story on CNN.com today about IBM's "Peace, Love, Linux" campaign. Seems the San Francisco city government is less than thrilled about corporate ...
Jim Maiwurm
wurm42@...
Apr 20, 2001 12:41 pm
Before we start shouting "viva la revolution," let's keep in mind that this is an IBM ad campaign. -dave...
Dave Barker
dpb@...
Apr 16, 2001 5:07 pm
... Ahhhh... soooooo.... *where* did the "Peace - Love - Linux" stencils on the sidewalks of Central Square come from... MIT Dave??? Jude, who laughed out loud...
Jude McLaughlin
dziwozony@...
Apr 17, 2001 3:33 pm
... stencils ... And the three on the corner of Temple Place and Washington street in Boston? I was walking to South Station and not the Combat Zone, you...
jawolf36@...
Apr 18, 2001 11:50 pm
... ah, good, so this won't interfere with my coup to become benevolent fascist dictator. ... ...i, alas, just haven't slept for the last...hey, going on a...
aklnilsson
anilsso@...
Apr 16, 2001 5:18 pm
I am intensely upset right now... Dave is Evil, and I can accept that, but being a dot-com-dork myself, who was recently laid off in a large round of ...
Tim Rodriguez
dragon@...
Apr 17, 2001 9:43 pm
... Dude, while you're at it, you could try to get Dave to score you a date with Mel... I mean, if you're going to make a blood oath of it, go all the way. ...
Cheshire Cat
weissj@...
Apr 17, 2001 9:50 pm
Better hurry... somebody may beat you to it in the next few weeks. Sarge...
Shaenon K. Garrity
shaenon@...
Apr 17, 2001 10:26 pm
... that, but ... round of ... I'm with you. This one has hit too close to home Dave, unless you get me a job, you shall die like King Edward the second of...
jawolf36@...
Apr 17, 2001 11:33 pm
... Eeek! That'll leave a scar... Talk about a bad hand at poker (pun intended).... Rahadyan...
Rahadyan Sastrowardoyo
rtsindo@...
Apr 18, 2001 3:18 am
Jeez jawolf... I'm upset, but that's kinda harsh... But I haven't thought of something better yet -- so it may have to happen anyway. -TR...
Tim Rodriguez
dragon@...
Apr 18, 2001 4:05 am
I'm with you, Tim! This one hit extremely close to home to me too, as Dave had the bad taste to taunt on the very day that I lost my job. Last night I was...
LinnaLaure@...
Apr 18, 2001 2:55 am
*hugs to every ex-dotcommer from the little sister of one* hope things start looking up for y'all soon!!! -megs ... "This is the land of despair and poetry but...
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