Poetic Justice, or what to do with bin Laden?

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his
comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do
neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him
to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.