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MASTER ERESTOR

Lord of the Ring Elf-centric fan fiction, gen and slash, plus the odd Pirates of the Caribbean slash fic.

No discussion (but you may mail me anytime, my dears). :-)

The title picture was done my the lovely, generous and highly talented Daga. It shows Melpomaen and Estorel in the story "Shelter". Love it!

LOTR DISCLAIMER:

"Oh Tolkien, it is all thine
From Lorien's woods to Moria's mine
You own the Elves, the Dwarves, the sea
And, I'm afraid, own even me.

Oh copyright I honor thee,
So there's no point in sueing me
Amusement's all I'm aiming for
Respectfully
Yours, Erestor"

POTC DISCLAIMER:

"Oh Disney in your castle bright
You might think fanfic's not right
But the pirates, they don't mind
So, just for once, pretend you're blind

Oh copyright I honor thee
So there's no point in sueing me
Amusement's all I'm aiming for
Respectfully
Yours, Erestor"

OVERALL RATING OF "VANILLA ELF" ACCORDING TO THE EOAS RATING SYSTEM:
BLUE/YELLOW (the odd mild orange might apply)

GREEN:
story suitable for each, all and everybody, all age groups

BLUE:
subtle innuendo (sexuality and/or violence), teens

YELLOW:
explicit innuendo (sexuality and/or violence), older teens

ORANGE:
descriptions of intimate sexual acts and/or description of violent acts, older teens/adults