Discussion group for the London Santacon
Come have fun, frolics and a fantastic time!
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Read the small print (hic)
SantaCon does NOT endorse drinking.
SantaCon does NOT endorse the wearing of red suits with white fur trim or any other Christmas regalia
SantaCon does NOT endorse the manipulation of traditional festive songs to satisfy Santa’s comedic requirements
SantaCon features stunts performed by professionals. Do not attempt to recreate these at home
No animals were harmed in the making of SantaCon
Refrigerate SantaCon after opening, and consume within 3 days
SantaCon fully conforms to the law in every respect
Batteries are not included in SantaCon
SantaCon is for educational purposes only
SantaCon is a novelty toy and should not be used internally
SantaCon is not designed or intended for use in on-line control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility
The views and opinions expressed on SantaCon are purely those of Santa and are not paid for by special interests
SantaCon may not be used for advertising or product endorsement purposes
All SantaCon models over 18 years of age
Any similarity to persons living, dead or fictional is completely coincidental
Do not attempt to operate motor vehicles while under the influence of SantaCon
SantaCon may cause severe cramps, nausea, nose bleeds, dizziness, munchies, redundancy, headaches, embarrassment, loss of voice, loss of clothes and loss of dignity. Use at own risk
References in SantaCon to any specific commercial products, processes, or services by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favoring, unless otherwise specified