Legion of Evil Mission Statement


Back in the old days when people still believed in the old gods. There were gods of the sky, gods of the forest, gods of the sea. And there were the prankster gods, the mischief gods such as Loki and the Puck. These gods delighted in mocking and playing pranks on the mortals. For this annoyed mortals called them evil. This is the proud tradition that the Legion of Evil carries on.
Our Goals
1: to confuse, bewilder and befuddle the people known as mundane, muggles , suits, straights. We will accomplish this noble goal by peppering our normal conversations with Japanese for no reason. Also by crossing our arms and skipping down the street singing “we’re off to see the wizard!”
2:We vow to support ALL “ships” no matter how inappropriate or repugnant they may seem.
3: We will amuse ourselves by teasing and tormenting our good friends until we either get bored or somebody gets their feelings hurt for real. In which case, we will beg for forgiveness.