CLUELESS JOHN

--- On Tue, 5/26/09, Billy Poe <louie175lbs@...> wrote:


From: Billy Poe <louie175lbs@...>
Subject: Fw: FW: Fwd: Horoscope and it's accurate
To: "Patsy mcClelland" <patmcc@...>, "Mike Stefko"
<jewelmike@...>, "John Holt" <j_holt55@...>, "Debby Gomez"
<debbyg4321@...>, "Debbie Morel" <debsmorel@...>, "Char L Poe"
<CLPoe@...>, "Brenda Johnson" <blj2sanfran09@...>, "Bob &
Dee Croy" <Bobcroy435@...>, "barbara Floyd" <floyd.barbara@...>
Date: Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 1:54 PM







Subject: FW: FW: Fwd: Horoscope and it's accurate



 










































Okay…I forwarded this for “luck” even though I don’t believe in this
stuff, but at least you can have fun reading your horoscope…does it really
match what you are?

 
 













 

 








The Pharaoh of Egypt in Australia  
Subject: Horoscope and it's accurate!?!?  




This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice  
Is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from
there.





ARIES - The Aggressive  
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an
aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving.. Addictive. Loud. Always
has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and
hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.  


TAURUS - The Tramp  
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight
for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.
Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good
personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they
want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be
lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on
earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.  



GEMINI - The Twin  
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people...
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any
crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get
offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can
be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.  
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves
to make out. Has a be au tiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9
years of bad luck if you do not forward.  



CANCER - The Be au ty  
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal.. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative
Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex
and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is
usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and
into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a
passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good
if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.  



LEO - The Lion  
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when
unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's
problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to
have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7
years of bad luck if you do not forward.  



VIRGO - The One that Waits  
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last
word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the
last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do.
Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something
untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and
never forgetThe one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.  



LIBRA - The Lame One  
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the
kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up crying. Libras can c au
se as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a
grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at
sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times. 9 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.  


SCORPIO - The Addict  
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost
anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser.
Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel
of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very
protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is
disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.  



SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One  
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long
relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience
easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended
easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not
show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it.
VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be
childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own
unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed...!!! Not
the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.. 4 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.  



CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover  
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to
some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they
like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.  
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always  
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially
Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good rest au
rants.  
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
 



AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water  
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term
relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project.
Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized.
Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves
their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others
when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck
if you do not forward  



PISCES - The Partner for Life  
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible!
Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep.
Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets
hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors.
They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick.
They sometimes et used by others and hurt bec au se of their trusting. Extremely
weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he
or she wants.. Loves to joke.. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend
to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.  

OK here's the thing you cant send this to the person who sent this to you so
good luck! the other hard part is that last one with this is the loser.  
ready ........ set............ GO!

1-3 people= 1 minute of luck  
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck  
8-12 people = 1 day of luck  
13-17 people = 1 week of luck  
18-22 people = 1 month of luck  
23-27 people = 3 months of luck  
28- 32 people = 7 months of luck  
33-37 people = 1 year of luck  
38 and more = a very lucky life!







 

 






 





 





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