This guy was in a bar talking to his hand. The bartender came to him and said, "I do not want weirdos in my<br>bar. I might ask you to leave."<br><br>The guy...
LMAO! He wants you to....um....pay shag carpet prices for red carpet um stuff. LOL!<br><br>I was in my bathroom in the tub and had the radio on and i hear this...
That was the scene right before she yanked him into the jacuzzi. Heh heh!!<br><br>I watched him on the Twilight Zone today and then the Lithgow version. My dad...
Kirk: No BLAH BLAH BLAH!!<br><br>Spock: She's....becoming a woman.<br><br>Haha!! I like this eppy. Makes me laugh when all the kids start clubbing Kirk and...
In the past 2 days I've had 2 pencil stabbing dreams. So it makes a lot of sense. LOL! I would totally sharpen his pencils. ANd be jealous of whats her...
Several movies with Bill will be on this month. <br><br>I missed a De movie this morning, I'm so mad!<br><br>There's a few with Lenny on too.<br><br>Go to: <a...
A guy took this sweet young thing out on a date one night. Eventually they ended up parked at 'lovers point' where they started making out. After things ...
I love that line in the movie "Impulse" where that woman who is dating Shatner is talking with one of her friends about him. She says something like <br>'You...
Finally Bill's new Star Trek book is out! WOOOHOOO! I borrowed "Preserver" from my eldest brother, and so far its great! Hehe. Now I have to buy my own copy of...
I'm so behind. I've only read Ashes Of Eden, cos I had the urge to buy one and I did and didn't wanna waste it, so I found the time to read it. I hate reading,...
Haha, I almost rented afew ST ones from the library but didn't cos then I'd have to take them back and that's a hassle.<br><br>Did anyone see SNL tonight with...
"Did anyone see SNL tonight with the PriceLine parody? LOL"<br><br>No, I missed it. Was it good? I just hope they didn't make him look silly or ridiculous. I...
You Know you at a Ghetto Funeral:<br><br>If 3 generations get out of a car to beat down someone for cutting into the funeral procession.<br><br>If you got ...
The guy was dressed just like him but was too thin, lol. It was a long song about all that stuff Bill usually sings about "so I argued over the price of corn ...
<When friends and family wear T-shirts with a photo of the deceased on it to the funeral!><br><br>I thought that said Potato! LOL! *tired*<br>:o)...
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