Hey there everyone, I actually made a New Years resolution to get back in the swing of things with the jokes lists, so I'm trying to do just that. Here's my ...
... "What the hell would I want to go to a place like Mombasa? I fear snakes. I just see myself in a pot boiling water with all these natives dancing around...
... Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
... A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A....
... INDIA- A monkey that turned violent after it was denied its daily alcohol fix is terrorizing a village in India. According to the Asian Age Newspaper,...
... U.S. Man Charged With Assault on Cookie Monster Reuters Thursday, June 21, 2001; 1:39 PM MIDDLETOWN, Pa.-A Maryland man punched and kicked Cookie Monster ...
... In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan...
... Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool...
... * Kitchen closed - this chick (or dude?) has had it! * Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! * I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too! * Ring Bell...
... Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He...
... RUSH & MOLLOY: Students for a Drug Free White House Tribune Media Services (June 22, 2001 6:13 a.m. EDT) NOSE OUT OF JOINT Students for a Drug Free White...
... In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing,... but at least now you could see it! -- ... Doug...
... A man and a woman are driving down the highway when another car passes them. The woman notices the occupants of the other car are young and obviously in...
... IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 FAX: 202.456.2461 DEAR SIR / MADAM, I AM GEORGE...
Yah, I got this back in March, 2001, so I was a little slow in queuing it up. Still topical. ... I got this in my departmental mail today :) A major network is...
... Let's see if I understand the state of personal responsibility in the America of today. If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in...
... A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years...
... Q: What do you get if you cross a stereo and a refrigerator? A: Very cool music. Q: Why couldn't the astronauts land on the moon? A: Because it was full. ...
... http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/28406.html Woman jump starts car with cyber-infant By Lester Haines Posted: 03/12/2002 at 12:02 GMT A London woman...
... IMPEACH PIE Flaky PR Puff-Pastry (see Goebbels) 1 cup Dubya, raw 8 cups Reagan-Bush Administration Cronies, chopped in throat-choking chunks 4 cups Supreme...
... An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not the new and...
... The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now,...
... The love that dare not bark its name "There's constipation, and then there's love. These are the only two feelings everybody has. Whether it's man and...
... [Submitter's note: A "Corny" is a small stainless steel keg used by homebrewers.] Subject: Re: Foster's Lager Recipe Please!!! From: "Andy Davison"...
... What do you get when you cross an elephant with a crow? Downed power lines. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt...
... http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/northcounty/20010106-9999_1mc6potty.html By Jonathan Heller UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER January 6, 2001 ESCONDIDO --...
... If You're Happy and You Know It, Bomb Iraq? by John Robbins (Sung just like the song we all know....or, If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! )...
... A Dogs Definition of a Bicycle: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind...
