... There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. The...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 2, 2001 2:57 pm
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Happy Monday. ... A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 2, 2001 3:03 pm
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Just want people to know this list isn't dead yet. Will be getting things going smoothly sometime soon. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece,...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Jul 31, 2001 2:19 pm
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... From: Bin Laden, Osama Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM To: Cavemates Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as...
... I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said, "Yes." She asked, "Single click or double...
... I was sitting with my four-year-old son one night sometime around Christmas. We were reading a book on the nativity story. When we came to the part where...
So I'm a week late with this one. (I just found it in my archives.) ... A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will...
... Rules to live by for computer users from the Tech Support Department: 1. Don't write anything down. We can play back the error messages from here. 2. When...
Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So, Switzer travels up to a...
... Police Use Helicopter for Doughnut Run http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011008/od/helicopter_dc_1.html ALBUQUERQUE (Reuters) - An Albuquerque policeman...
... Apparently the California DMV gained access to the computerized database of the Social Security Administration at the beginning of the year. Sometime in...
... The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed...
... A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender...
... A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags, said good-bye to his mother, and left...
... Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool...
... I have a dog that talks in its sleep. One day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow, "My name is Christopher Columbus! I am seven hundred years...
... Despite my vast (nay, encyclopedic) knowledge and understanding of all aspects of the Internet, one thing puzzles me. That is how I can send a message to a...
... From A Cowboy's Guide to Life: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and...
No G.W. comments, please.... ... "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me." -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa...
... The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't...
... Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and...
Hey there everyone, I actually made a New Years resolution to get back in the swing of things with the jokes lists, so I'm trying to do just that. Here's my ...
... "What the hell would I want to go to a place like Mombasa? I fear snakes. I just see myself in a pot boiling water with all these natives dancing around...
... Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
... A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A....
... INDIA- A monkey that turned violent after it was denied its daily alcohol fix is terrorizing a village in India. According to the Asian Age Newspaper,...
... U.S. Man Charged With Assault on Cookie Monster Reuters Thursday, June 21, 2001; 1:39 PM MIDDLETOWN, Pa.-A Maryland man punched and kicked Cookie Monster ...
... In the Beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan...
... Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool...
