This one probably hits home for those in the SF Bay area who've been looking at rental housing. One of the better (although declining) resources is...
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Apologies again for the lag in sending jokes. Found the time to get these out. ... Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and ...
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... An inter-office softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff whipped the marketing...
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Oct 14, 2000 10:48 am
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... SOCIAL STUDIES A daily miscellany of information by Michael Kesterton Cultural differences The hit U.S. television show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? was ...
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... A mom in Virginia was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He asked her why all their relatives from Wisconsin "talk funny" and sound like their...
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Oct 17, 2000 12:45 am
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... Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Kansas City Chiefs Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An...
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Hello all, For those of you who were used to getting the daily jokes, but haven't for a couple of months, it's not that I hate you all or something, but rather...
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Jan 9, 2001 9:39 pm
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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The...
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Mar 29, 2001 9:54 am
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Well, it seems that I've been away for entirely too long. I've finally decided to stop grieving over the lost email folders that I told you about a while...
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Mar 29, 2001 9:54 am
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... A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch in Oklahoma. He invited his father out for a visit, and took him on...
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Mar 29, 2001 7:51 pm
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... A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week...
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Mar 29, 2001 7:51 pm
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... There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. The...
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Apr 2, 2001 2:57 pm
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Happy Monday. ... A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he...
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Just want people to know this list isn't dead yet. Will be getting things going smoothly sometime soon. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece,...
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... From: Bin Laden, Osama Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM To: Cavemates Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as...
... I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said, "Yes." She asked, "Single click or double...
... I was sitting with my four-year-old son one night sometime around Christmas. We were reading a book on the nativity story. When we came to the part where...
So I'm a week late with this one. (I just found it in my archives.) ... A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will...
... Rules to live by for computer users from the Tech Support Department: 1. Don't write anything down. We can play back the error messages from here. 2. When...
Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So, Switzer travels up to a...
... Police Use Helicopter for Doughnut Run http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011008/od/helicopter_dc_1.html ALBUQUERQUE (Reuters) - An Albuquerque policeman...
... Apparently the California DMV gained access to the computerized database of the Social Security Administration at the beginning of the year. Sometime in...
... The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed...
... A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender...
... A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to go to university in London. So he packed his bags, said good-bye to his mother, and left...
... Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool...
... I have a dog that talks in its sleep. One day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow, "My name is Christopher Columbus! I am seven hundred years...
... Despite my vast (nay, encyclopedic) knowledge and understanding of all aspects of the Internet, one thing puzzles me. That is how I can send a message to a...
... From A Cowboy's Guide to Life: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and...
