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Digger Miller
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Jan 19, 1999 11:57 am
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If jokes with a religious twist offend you, read no further. ... Coincidence? You decide! Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: "Don't...
Doug Miller
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Mar 15, 1999 9:24 am
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Consider this one Friday's joke. I'll send Saturday's when I get back tonight. ... The priest, the rabbi, the doctor and the lawyer are gathered at a mutual...
Doug Miller
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Mar 15, 1999 9:24 am
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This one's a groaner! ... It's always difficult to bring sad news, but I feel that you should know there was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The...
Doug Miller
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Mar 15, 1999 9:47 am
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... "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY..." "EVERYTHING COMES IN THREES" Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three "ones" come in a row, it...
Doug Miller
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Mar 16, 1999 1:03 am
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The good word for the week. ... Two little frogs fell into a large bowl of milk. They both started to swim mightily in order to keep their little heads above...
Doug Miller
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Mar 16, 1999 9:40 am
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... In case you missed this gem on Friday night I went to a San Jose Sharks ice hockey game with my brother last Friday. My brother and I have a strong hatred...
Doug Miller
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Mar 16, 1999 2:28 am
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... Camera One is down. No prompter installed on Two. Anchors eyes must shift. Ads have gone amok. This segment is sponsored by Satanic Motors. Anchors get big...
Doug Miller
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Mar 16, 1999 11:44 pm
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Happy St. Patty's Day. ... A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him...
Doug Miller
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Mar 17, 1999 11:42 am
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I left the headers in this one 'cause it's nice to have an email coming through both Cap'n Crunch and Woz. Or maybe it's just a geeky thing. :o) ... From:...
Doug Miller
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Mar 19, 1999 1:17 pm
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... Martha Stewart to Erma Bombeck: Hi Erma, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it...
Doug Miller
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Mar 20, 1999 12:50 am
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... That would suck. Could you imagine that guy up there. "Huston...What's happen down there? Huston come in ...
Doug Miller
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Mar 20, 1999 9:05 pm
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... I think a happy medium is a very good thing. You might get a better reading, and even if you don't, there's nothing better than seeing a psychic smile. -- ...
Doug Miller
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Mar 22, 1999 8:05 am
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... A theologian and an astronomer were talking together one day. The astronomer said that after reading widely in the field of religion, he had concluded that...
Doug Miller
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Mar 23, 1999 9:22 am
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... Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in...
Doug Miller
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Mar 24, 1999 2:57 pm
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... The Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires 15> Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead. 14> Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes...
Doug Miller
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Mar 25, 1999 11:34 am
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... The Five Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky / Walters Interview" (and yes, these really did air during the interview): 5. Victoria's Secret lingerie. 4....
Doug Miller
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Mar 26, 1999 8:13 am
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I'm guessing this is a reaction to the Jerry Falwell/Teletubbies ordeal. ... dear reader, i would like to point your attention to something that may have ...
Doug Miller
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Mar 27, 1999 2:17 am
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... "HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past. Tell me...
Doug Miller
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Mar 28, 1999 12:39 pm
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... YOU MAY BE NO LONGER COOL..... IF ...... You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. You fondly...
Doug Miller
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Mar 29, 1999 1:59 am
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And it's a beautiful California day here today, and I get to sit inside a basement office at the radio station and review Operating Logs. Pity me please. :o) ...
Doug Miller
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Mar 29, 1999 10:14 pm
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... There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him...
Doug Miller
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Mar 31, 1999 1:03 am
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Well, you can modify the ending of this one all sorts of ways to fit your needs, including, "How about those Hawkeyes?" Have fun with it! ... Einstein dies...
Doug Miller
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Mar 31, 1999 10:02 pm
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As the subject says, this isn't a joke. This is actually one of the quickest emails I've seen get debunked as an "urban legend." (Check out...
Doug Miller
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Apr 1, 1999 7:32 pm
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... I met this man once on the subway. He was old, pruny, toothless and black. He had one leg and he was in a wheelchair. Covering this wheelchair was what...
Doug Miller
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Apr 1, 1999 7:32 pm
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Happy St. Stupid's Day. ... The IDIOT TEST Scoring: 20 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron ...
Doug Miller
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Apr 1, 1999 8:19 pm
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Hi all, Let me just say that this has been a most overwhelming weekend, and leave it at that. That fact is why you haven't seen anything come down the path ...
Doug Miller
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Apr 5, 1999 12:40 pm
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... * DOGGY DICTIONARY ** LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean...
Doug Miller
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Apr 5, 1999 12:40 pm
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... Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite...
Doug Miller
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Apr 5, 1999 12:40 pm
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... Read this, and let it really sink in...Then choose how you start your day tomorrow... Jerry is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good ...
