... The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fisherman, and golfers to take extra precautions and to be on the alert for...
626
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 17, 2003 12:33 am
... Chevrolet has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost. Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when frozen and not burn...
627
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 21, 2003 4:49 pm
... A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the...
628
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 21, 2003 4:49 pm
... A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's...
629
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 22, 2003 9:46 pm
... A policeman pulls a man over: "Sir, I noticed that your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" "Officer, I noticed that your eyes are glazed. Have...
630
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 23, 2003 5:33 pm
... It took many hours, but they removed ALL of Tammy Faye Baker's make up,... and do you know what they found? Jimmy Hoffa! -- ... Doug Miller is not the...
631
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 23, 2003 5:33 pm
... A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and...
632
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 27, 2003 7:34 pm
... We were expecting a baby at any time at our house. My four-year-old daughter was excited to be getting a new brother, but my two-year-old son wanted...
633
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 30, 2003 6:35 pm
... A Golfer was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o'clock the next day if he ever wanted to ...
634
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
May 30, 2003 6:35 pm
... Simple Simon applied for a deputy sheriff's job. In the interview, the sheriff asked him, "What's one and one?" Simon answered, "Eleven." This wasn't what...
635
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 9, 2003 4:47 pm
... Rebuttal to life in the 50's for the generation X When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were...
636
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 9, 2003 4:47 pm
... An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52...
637
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 13, 2003 4:43 pm
... "You need to make a New Year's Resolution to GET ORGANIZED. As Benjamin Franklin so aptly put it, in one of his pithy maxims: 'If a man be organized, then...
638
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 13, 2003 4:43 pm
... [Submitter's note: A "Corny" is a small stainless steel keg used by homebrewers.] Subject: Re: Foster's Lager Recipe Please!!! From: "Andy Davison"...
639
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 17, 2003 5:16 pm
... Arthur took his college roommate, Samuel, home for Christmas, and after dinner, spoke to his father, "Dad, I need to tell you something. Samuel and I want...
640
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 17, 2003 5:16 pm
... U R BN ATCKD WTH CHM WPNS C U L8R TONE -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece....
641
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 18, 2003 10:58 pm
... The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the Mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces) Billy Bob, Bubba,...
642
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 23, 2003 4:52 pm
... While attending a marriage seminar on communication, the husband and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives...
643
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 23, 2003 4:52 pm
... The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I...
644
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 24, 2003 4:11 pm
... 9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?" 6. "Is it safe for my...
645
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 24, 2003 4:16 pm
... The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged. "Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "The house does not make...
646
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 25, 2003 5:04 pm
... The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan...
647
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 26, 2003 11:56 pm
... So we got this little party going on last night and in walks this guy with jumper cables on his shoulder. I jump into action, walk up to him and politely ...
648
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 26, 2003 11:56 pm
(Might be a tad offensive to those on the right.) ... George Bush's Resume From Kelly Kramer at Democratic Power: George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: ...
649
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 27, 2003 7:39 pm
... Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Unfortunately, one out of three psychiatrists are mentally ill. -- ... Doug Miller is not...
650
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jun 27, 2003 7:39 pm
No idea if this is true. ... The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and...
651
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jul 11, 2003 5:18 pm
... Some folks say that I have a very bad attitude. But actually,... I have an excellent one! It just happens to be negative. -- ... Doug Miller is not the...
652
J.C.'s Jokes
dougsjokes
Jul 11, 2003 5:18 pm
I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers...
653
Dougs Jokes
dougsjokes
Dec 9, 2003 11:03 pm
Hey folks, I've found out about a couple of great offers, one for a laptop and the other for a DVD player. First, the laptop is a Dell Inspiron 1100 Intel ...
654
Dougs Jokes
dougsjokes
Dec 21, 2003 7:48 am
... What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy...
