Thanks For The Christmas Present Just after Christmas I received a rather general thank-you note from my sister for the present I had sent her. However, her...
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May 27, 2007 5:49 pm
Car Service <political> A fellow pulls up at a petrol station in Lebanon and asks for five litres of petrol. The attendant replies they don't sell petrol. ...
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crowstarwalker
May 30, 2007 5:21 pm
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THIS SATURDAY As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit...
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May 30, 2007 5:21 pm
A bartender had a standing bet of $1,000 that his grip was stronger than anyone. To prove it, he would squeeze a lemon and then hand it to his challenger. If...
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Jul 4, 2007 7:29 pm
Theories of cat behavior LAW OF CAT INERTIA A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat...
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Aug 29, 2007 2:36 pm
Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had...
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crowstarwalker
Jan 24, 2008 4:48 pm
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I...
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crowstarwalker
Jan 24, 2008 4:50 pm
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it....
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crowstarwalker
Jan 28, 2008 4:11 pm
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their...
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Jan 28, 2008 4:11 pm
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crowstarwalker
Jan 30, 2008 5:55 am
... HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (Lovers Of Words) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 1, 2008 1:45 am
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!! A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse....
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crowstarwalker
Feb 3, 2008 6:42 am
Do not lose your grand kids in the mall... My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 3, 2008 7:23 pm
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 3, 2008 11:24 pm
THE TALK.... A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 7, 2008 1:37 am
The Dallas Solution I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas , Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with ...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 7, 2008 1:39 am
Subject: priceless ...................................... Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He doesn't...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 8, 2008 1:38 am
If I have myself cremated and the ashes spread over the Virgin Islands, Is that blasphemy?...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 16, 2008 2:01 am
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 16, 2008 2:02 am
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your mom is mad at your dad,...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 19, 2008 4:00 pm
In case you're a little foggy on your biblical history, let our junior church students help you with this complete overview of the Bible, compiled from their...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 19, 2008 4:01 pm
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 21, 2008 7:00 am
One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The little one was maybe one and a half years old. Someone had given her a little tea set as a gift and it...
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crowstarwalker
Feb 24, 2008 5:41 pm
Warning - Ticks I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times... but this one is real, and it's important. So...
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susichhaliya
Aug 31, 2008 10:55 pm
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer...
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Aug 31, 2008 10:57 pm
Labor Day Jokes Labor Day Jokes <http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2008/08/31/labor-day-jokes/> Funny Jokes <http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/>...
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susichhaliya
Oct 5, 2008 3:37 pm
The Conductor A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change. After 15 minutes the...
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susichhaliya
Oct 6, 2008 10:31 pm
Cancel Your Credit Card Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being...
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Oct 25, 2008 7:51 pm
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Mar 29, 2009 7:07 pm
Eight Iron Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost...
