Thanks For The Christmas Present Just after Christmas I received a rather general thank-you note from my sister for the present I had sent her. However, her...
Car Service <political> A fellow pulls up at a petrol station in Lebanon and asks for five litres of petrol. The attendant replies they don't sell petrol. ...
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THIS SATURDAY As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit...
A bartender had a standing bet of $1,000 that his grip was stronger than anyone. To prove it, he would squeeze a lemon and then hand it to his challenger. If...
Theories of cat behavior LAW OF CAT INERTIA A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat...
Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had...
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I...
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it....
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their...
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!! A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse....
Do not lose your grand kids in the mall... My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my...
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell...
THE TALK.... A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
The Dallas Solution I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas , Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with ...
Subject: priceless ...................................... Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He doesn't...
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I...
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your mom is mad at your dad,...
In case you're a little foggy on your biblical history, let our junior church students help you with this complete overview of the Bible, compiled from their...
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little...
One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The little one was maybe one and a half years old. Someone had given her a little tea set as a gift and it...
Warning - Ticks I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times... but this one is real, and it's important. So...
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer...
The Conductor A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change. After 15 minutes the...
Cancel Your Credit Card Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being...
Eight Iron Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost...
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