... Suspecting that the sys-op at the company we work for has this habit of scanning the headers of e-mail messages sent, we started using some controversial...
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Jan 8, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight Or gazed at the...
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Jan 9, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: OT: Canceling AOL subscription From: nohbody@... (Nohbody) Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email ... <TrueStory> A friend of mine,...
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Jan 10, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: 404 From: dsblack@... (Dan Black) Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 19:30:00 PDT I thought I saw a poem once about the...
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Jan 13, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Thanks Mum __________ When I need someone to listen, When I need someone to care, When I need someone to lean on, I know that you'll be there. I said a...
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Jan 16, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: INVESTIGATE YOUR DATE From: daniels@... (Steve Daniels) Newsgroups: ba.singles On 01 Oct 1999 14:51:52 GMT, tbssales@... (TBSSales),...
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Jan 16, 2000 4:00 pm
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Echelon was discussed on a "surveilance" special on the Discovery channel just a couple of nights ago. Scary, and TRUE. ... Subject: Re: Jam Echlon Day? From:...
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Jan 19, 2000 4:00 pm
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... ONE DAY IN PEACE in JANUARY 1st, 2000 This is a 24 hour concept where no guns are fired anywhere on earth, including on television. What if: for 24 hours,...
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Dec 26, 1999 4:00 pm
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Wow. I go to check my email this afternoon and find I've got a WHOLE BUNCH of old messages coming back at me. It looks like what happened was that the...
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Jan 22, 2000 11:14 pm
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From one who has survived a major accident, it's true. No matter how little time there seems to be in a day, we can always utilize it better. ... Momentary...
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Jan 23, 2000 4:00 pm
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Eeewwww!! ... The #raven (a cybersex spoof of The Raven) Once upon a life so pointless, while I keyed my fingers jointless, Joining many a dull and meaningless...
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Jan 25, 2000 4:00 pm
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... From: "Reboot" <nospam@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email Subject: Re: (C&C) Why @Home has so many problems... Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000...
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Jan 29, 2000 4:00 pm
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... ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING by Francie Baltazar-Schwartz Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something...
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Jan 30, 2000 4:00 pm
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Well folks, it happened again. I ended up away from home on a bicycling vacation (I REALLY like biking) once again. As before, I ran out of time to prime the...
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Feb 10, 2000 4:00 pm
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Well, I also missed sending out the goodword while I was away this past week, so here's the one for this past Sunday. I hope all is well with everyone. ... W H...
... If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it...
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Feb 13, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: Slightly OT: Anti-spam college teacher From: socks <agent01413@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email In article...
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Feb 14, 2000 4:00 pm
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A LOVELY flame. ... Subject: Re: Matt Wright's Script Archives Down? From: "Andrew N. McGuire" <andrew.mcguire@...> Newsgroups: comp.lang.perl.misc ...
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Feb 19, 2000 4:00 pm
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... INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all...
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Feb 20, 2000 4:00 pm
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... From: Bisky <biskybabe@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email Subject: Telemarketing Banner Ads Date: 1 Feb 2000 12:57:34 -0800 Friend of mine...
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Feb 22, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Mountain Dreamer Speaks It doesn't interest me what you do for a living, I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's...
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Feb 27, 2000 4:00 pm
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... From: "Patricia A. Shaffer" <ramsa@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email Subject: Re: Don't read this if you are a Mike Enlow fan! Date: Fri, 24...
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Feb 28, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Warning! Take the quiz as you read. Think about each question real good before giving an answer and don't jump ahead until you've answered each section to...
... There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back...
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Mar 20, 2000 4:05 am
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Well, I'm not dead. And I'm not off on some exotic journey. The reality of it all is that I've started a new job, and am working some crazy hours. More about...
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Apr 16, 2000 12:38 am
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... The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave...
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
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... Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my...
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
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... Subject: Re: Do you want oral From: "Pic Tease" <pic_tease@...> Newsgroups: houston.personals Hi, I'm an older Federal Express envelope and I love...
