Hey folks, sorry about my recent absence. DSL line problems (combined with no phone line to use the dialup account) and software crashes have kept me from my...
Doug's Jokes
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... Subject: Re: Old Usenet archives, Deja, and Internet history From: phil@... (phil) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers ... me too. -- ... Doug...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 16, 1999 12:42 am
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... Subject: [C&C] Re: What? From: Jenny Holmberg <jenny-h@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email ... Yep, that's it. S*xual is a collection of...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 17, 1999 3:00 pm
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... The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 17, 1999 3:00 pm
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... I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 23, 1999 7:01 pm
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... On the internet they found romance, That put both in a hot sexual trance, But each had a gripe, About having to type, With their hand stuck down into their...
Happy Halloween everyone!! ... WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? A few months ago, when I was picking up the children at school, another mother I knew well, rushed up...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 31, 1999 4:00 pm
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OK. Who left the door open again? ... Subject: Re: NEED URGENT HELP From: Tom Briles <sariq@...> Newsgroups: comp.lang.perl.misc ... Gosh, I'm afraid I...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 2, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Obvious. Thirty years ago, professors were still human beings. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 4, 1999 4:00 pm
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ROFLMAO ... Subject: Re: Global Request for a ban on a poster From: Sam <sam@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet, alt.config,...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 6, 1999 4:00 pm
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... The Integrity of "Ugly" Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 7, 1999 4:00 pm
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... From: Christopher Locke <clocke@...> To: "'Entropy Gradient Reversals'" <egr-list@...> Subject: EGR - serious msg Date: Sat, 7 Mar 1998...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 9, 1999 4:00 pm
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Details can be found at http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/10/30/0841215 (The site in question is www.stockinvestor.com. and the CNN news article can be...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 11, 1999 4:00 pm
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Details can be found at http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/10/30/0841215 (The site in question is www.stockinvestor.com. and the CNN news article can be...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 11, 1999 4:00 pm
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The funny part is in the footer of each message that gets sent to the particular list this came from. Can one get more clear than that? (Today 11/17/1999 is...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 17, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: There is a way to make phone without pay From: "Hans van Strien" <hans@...> Newsgroups: alt.2600, alt.2600.codez,...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 19, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Subject: New Mindspring Policy, please read (PARODY) From: ***The.Management***@... (The Management) Newsgroups:...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 21, 1999 4:00 pm
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... His name is Bill. He has wild hair, wears a T-shirt with holes in it, jeans and no shoes. This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 21, 1999 4:00 pm
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... What's the big deal if Al Gore thinks he invented the Internet? Pat Buchannan thinks he wrote "Mein Kampf."...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 26, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: How do I forge my FROM address From: jsachs@... Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc, comp.mail.pine, comp.mail.sendmail On Sun, 24 Oct 1999...
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Nov 27, 1999 8:03 pm
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... ICE CREAM IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads, he...
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Nov 28, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: How do I forge my FROM address From: jsachs@... Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc, comp.mail.pine, comp.mail.sendmail On Sun, 24 Oct 1999...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Nov 28, 1999 4:00 pm
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... From: Joel Noble <jnoble@...> When working on our e-mail relays, I noticed an interestingly careful distinction that AOL has on their SMTP relay...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Dec 1, 1999 4:00 pm
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... From: dsew@... (David Sewell) Newsgroups: alt.culture.usenet Subject: Usenet Ouija Board! (Was: Usenet: The Sound of Departing...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Dec 2, 1999 4:00 pm
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Well, I got the database problems fixed last night. So now I can do some catch up on the jokes that were missed. But first I'll take care of the goodword for...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Dec 7, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: If I had a holodeck... From: bdc@... (Brian Chase) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology In article <FHLx0H.Luw@...>, ... ...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Dec 13, 1999 4:00 pm
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... ***********Inventory Checklist************* I've got a shopping list of some items all of us need. The first thing I'd like to do is exchange some "self ...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Dec 13, 1999 4:00 pm
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I wonder if RTMark is behind http://www.mslinux.org ... MS Linux: Shipping in November 1999 Overview Microsoft Linux provides all the power of the Linux...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Dec 16, 1999 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: geez, Tim From: jkapllan@... (Jeffrey Kaplan) Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d Mr. Garibaldi saw this article from Daniel Glick in...
