... An FCC employee accidentally sent a lewd joke to the 6,000 or so subscribers of the FCC Daily Digest yesterday. ...
Doug Miller
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Jun 3, 1999 3:00 pm
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Well, I got word on the origination of the message from 2 Sundays ago (A Wonderful Story.) It's as follows: "Something for Stevie", fiction by Dan Anderson. ...
Doug Miller
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Jun 6, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: Major ISP's to stop USENET feeds??? From: Bret Wood <bretwood@...> Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computer, alt.folklore.computers, ...
Doug Miller
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Jun 8, 1999 3:00 pm
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Well, a few weeks back I made mention of a few other means I've made available for getting messages from the various jokes lists. At the time I think I...
Doug Miller
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Jun 13, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Ten Little Spammers Ten little spammers all went online; One spammed n.a.n.a. and then there were nine. Nine little spamhauses spewed at full rate; An ISP...
Doug Miller
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Jun 13, 1999 3:00 pm
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Rather creative. :o) ... Hit Me with Your Best Spam (Apologies to Pat Benatar) by Leah (DfrntDrums) Well, you've got real tough cookies and a long history Of...
Doug Miller
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Jun 17, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Your limits +++++++++++++++++++ What you can see is limited by how far you look. Your results are limited by your level of commitment. Where you can go is...
Doug Miller
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Jun 20, 1999 3:00 pm
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Well folks, it looks like there won't be any jokes to the lists for a couple of months. (I'll see if there's a way around it.) I'm off across the U.S. -- ......
Doug Miller
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Jun 23, 1999 6:35 pm
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Well folks, it looks like I've arranged a way for at least some of the jokes to get sent. Unfortunately, this will only be to the bawdy and tame lists. So if...
Doug Miller
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Jun 26, 1999 2:00 pm
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Count me in!! ... I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old ...
Doug Miller
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Sep 12, 1999 3:00 pm
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... [Background: Someone hacked the win.tue.nl ftp site and installed versions of various packages that would forward user login/uid information to Hotmail ...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 15, 1999 3:00 pm
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Some interesting spam to pass along. (Remember, never buy ANYTHING from a spammer.) ... Now any man, regardless of age, can easily learn: * To be...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 18, 1999 3:00 pm
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... ROME (March 2, 1999 3:08 p.m. EST http://www.nandotimes.com) An Italian who spent three straight days in front of a computer screen surfing the Internet...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 19, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Around The Corner: By Henson Towne Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 19, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Abercrombie & Fitch have recently merged to form the largest hottie outfitter company in the world! In an effort to remain at pace with this giant, the...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 20, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Found at the Victoria's Secret website: "the online shop: Text Only Listing" -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 21, 1999 3:00 pm
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OOPS! :o) ... Subject: Re: New Email address From: Darren Garrison <cynapse@...> Newsgroups: alt.video.dvd On Sat, 13 Mar 1999 15:28:06 -0600,...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 22, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: Oracularity 1013-07 - I am the lowlife. Read the apology here. From: lucfrench@... (LucFrench) Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d Michael...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 23, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: How can I get people who come on my server? From: otto.man@... (Otto) Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack.sputum,...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 24, 1999 3:00 pm
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... Subject: Green eggs and spam From: h-a-v-o-c@... (Bill Rogers) Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email Wrote something like this...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 25, 1999 3:00 pm
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... ,.-'_^-, ,.-'^H E ,-^ ^-,\ ,.-'^ R S ,.-^ \| \ H E ,.-^ k \,Y.-^ i ss kis skiss kissk isskiss kisskisskis skisskisskisski ...
Doug's Jokes
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Sep 26, 1999 3:00 pm
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Hey folks, sorry about my recent absence. DSL line problems (combined with no phone line to use the dialup account) and software crashes have kept me from my...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 16, 1999 12:42 am
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... Subject: Re: Old Usenet archives, Deja, and Internet history From: phil@... (phil) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers ... me too. -- ... Doug...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 16, 1999 12:42 am
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... Subject: [C&C] Re: What? From: Jenny Holmberg <jenny-h@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email ... Yep, that's it. S*xual is a collection of...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 17, 1999 3:00 pm
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... The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 17, 1999 3:00 pm
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... I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 23, 1999 7:01 pm
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... On the internet they found romance, That put both in a hot sexual trance, But each had a gripe, About having to type, With their hand stuck down into their...
Happy Halloween everyone!! ... WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? A few months ago, when I was picking up the children at school, another mother I knew well, rushed up...
Doug's Jokes
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Oct 31, 1999 4:00 pm
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OK. Who left the door open again? ... Subject: Re: NEED URGENT HELP From: Tom Briles <sariq@...> Newsgroups: comp.lang.perl.misc ... Gosh, I'm afraid I...