... A new computer virus is spreading throughout the Internet, and it is far more insidious than last week's Chernobyl menace. Named Strunkenwhite after the...
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... Date: Fri, 07 Jul 2000 19:08:47 -0700 From: Adam Weiss <adam@...> To: Jay <jaysbox@...> Cc: star gaze <stargaze@...> Subject: Re: [SG]...
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Jul 11, 2000 8:51 am
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Ah yes, I'm back. Sorry for the long absence, but I basically had to wrestle to the ground the database program I use to keep track of the jokes I've sent out...
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Aug 12, 2000 6:31 am
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... Now, if the people at Playboy can't take $54 million of cash money and show some bottom-line profits from it by selling sex toys and interactive shots of...
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Aug 17, 2000 7:46 pm
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... Subject: Re: want c code for connecting terminals From: kaz@... (Kaz Kylheku) Newsgroups: comp.programming On Mon, 08 May 2000 23:30:42...
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Aug 22, 2000 12:10 am
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... The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored. To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all. To have someone you...
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Aug 22, 2000 9:35 pm
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... Subject: Re: Yet another link I find interesting From: Kevin Kelley <kelley@...> Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d ... I accidentally killfiled...
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Aug 22, 2000 9:35 pm
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... Newsgroups: alt.stop.spamming From: Spambot Antibody Serum <spambot.disk.death@...> Subject: Special FREE offer for all spambots! To:...
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Aug 23, 2000 11:59 pm
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... Subject: Couple Names Baby After Web Site From: dbromage@... (David Bromage) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology ... Yahoo Serious beat them to...
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Sep 8, 2000 2:29 am
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... Who You Are Makes A Difference? A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made....
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Sep 13, 2000 2:00 am
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... With all the virus alerts, on the news I think they missed this one. PSA: This insidious virus has been growing at an alaming rate. Starting as a small...
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Sep 13, 2000 2:00 am
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... Subject: Re: OT: You know you're an Internet geek when... From: Ron Ritzman <rritzman@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email On Fri, 11 Aug...
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Sep 15, 2000 10:15 am
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... A third convention is that a reply email doesn't have to be the same length as the original. We all have email buddies who send long, chatty emails, which...
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Sep 23, 2000 12:57 am
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... Subject: Re: Atomic Relay From: medintz@... (Mike S. Medintz) Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email ... Well, you could send the IP to the...
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Sep 29, 2000 4:28 am
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... Subject: Re: Advertisments, Internet and me <rant> From: kcampbell@... Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom Tue, 26 Sep 2000 00:22:54 GMT In...
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Oct 14, 2000 10:48 am
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Well, it seems that I've been away for entirely too long. I've finally decided to stop grieving over the lost email folders that I told you about a while...
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Mar 29, 2001 9:54 am
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... On Sat, 14 Oct 2000 19:20:57 +0100, in rec.gambling.lottery "Mark Anthony" <mark@...> wrote: Well said Geoff. Cyber hobbyists like...
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Mar 29, 2001 9:54 am
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Don't know if the link is still up. (I'm betting M-Soft has taken it down.) ... From: http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office/2001/virus_alert.asp Q: Will...
... [Submitter's note: applications from other states cost about $7000 per year more.] ... Try CSU. They're almost never busy in the summer, they offer good...
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Apr 2, 2001 3:03 pm
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Just want people to know this list isn't dead yet. Will be getting things going smoothly sometime soon. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece,...
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Jul 31, 2001 2:19 pm
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... "Open Source": adj. Software developed by a loose confederation of drunken graduate students under the mistaken belief that their work is actually worth...
... Despite my vast (nay, encyclopedic) knowledge and understanding of all aspects of the Internet, one thing puzzles me. That is how I can send a message to a...
... An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a stone pulpit and said, "And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.Com did...
... On the Internet, No One Knows You're Hiding a Corpse On the Internet, you can be anybody you want, adopt any persona you desire. Still, sooner or later,...
... Do you remember long ago, back when the nets were slow. So now we have cable and DSL it's all gone to bloody hell. now well, so it seems that William...
... FROM:PRNCSS. L ORGANA DEAR friend. I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYALFAMILY OF ALDERAN (ALDRN). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS...
I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers...
