... The Linux by Dr. Seuss At the far end of Redmond where the Grickle-grass grows and the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows and no birds ever sing...
... "Security is overrated. I leave my secureID laying on my desk. My boss always gives me s*** about it. Like anyone would wanna hack our cache of Snoopy...
... There are only 10 types of people that read binary. Those who can and those who can't. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not...
EVERY I.T. dept. needs one! ... YOUR COMPANY'S NEW COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM ... In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system, your...
... As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to...
... These are some of our favorite quotations about computers, the Internet, and technology in general. The nice thing about standards is that there are so...
... "... Or are you one of those folks who measures 'better' in terms of total installed base? In which case, the cockroaches would like to know when you'll...
... If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours....
... Reviewer talking about a Compaq iPAQ running WinCE: "Its inconsistent GUI often leaves me furious -- I consider that a serious design flaw in something...
... What's the difference between an extended partition containing two logical drives, and a politician? You don't need Windows 95 to corrupt the politician. ...
A LITTLE old, but still humorous. ... From: www.theregister.co.uk Posted 15/11/99 3:37pm by Kieren McCarthy There will be a plane crash this Thursday Around...
... An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a stone pulpit and said, "And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.Com did...
... Computer Programmer's Credo #73: Documentation is like sex: When it is good, it is VERY good; and when it's bad, it's still better than nothing at all. -- ...
... However, let's be fair about this. I'd also like the 'stupid techie tricks' as well. My own favorite is the time I spent all day training a group of...
... It was recently reported in eWeek that "A senior Microsoft Corp. executive told a federal court last week that sharing information with competitors could...
... "Apple To Announce iGonnaGetYouSucka At Macworld." "iGonnaGetYouSucka marks the first time Apple has created an iApp for professionals. Combining the...
... Q: "Why did the high school math teacher have the trench coat mafia kids expelled from the math lab?" A: "Because he believed that the trench coat mafiosi...
... A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into...
... The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split...
... Customer: "I'm having a problem installing your software. I've got a fairly old computer, and when I type 'INSTALL', all it says is 'Bad command or file...
... [Submitter's note: The DeathStation 9000 is the canonical example of a system where undefined behavoir invokes the most ludicrous results possible.] ...
... The Linux by Dr. Seuss At the far end of Redmond where the Grickle-grass grows and the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows and no birds ever sing...
... Microsoft has announced a critical Windows security flaw that affects all versions of the OS except for XP. You need to download and install a patch....
... They often say that truth is stranger than fiction. In this case, I think it is funnier. I am not sure someone could have come up with a better ...
... U R BN ATCKD WTH CHM WPNS C U L8R TONE -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece....
