Well, I'm not dead. And I'm not off on some exotic journey. The reality of it all is that I've started a new job, and am working some crazy hours. More about...
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Apr 16, 2000 12:38 am
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... Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late,... and lying about it. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this...
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
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... The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave...
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
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... Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my...
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
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... "As for stability, we have three Windows 98 boxes that crash so often that my 3-year-old son now says, 'It crashed,' when I switch a TV program off." --...
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Apr 17, 2000 3:00 pm
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... Here's a quote I thought you'd like from a FrontPage book, Micro$oft's web server: "File Transfer Protocol, FTP for short, is a legacy UNIX application...
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Apr 18, 2000 3:00 pm
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... Incompetent People Really Have No Clue, Studies Find They're blind to own failings, others' skills Erica Goode, New York Times ...
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Apr 19, 2000 3:00 pm
381
... Y2K, the Molecule You've purged that old software from your C drive, tucked a few extra cans of baked beans into the cupboard, and maybe even stuffed some...
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Apr 20, 2000 3:01 pm
382
... Evolution Of A Linux User November 28, 1999 During the past year, the scientists in Humorix's Vast Research Lab Of Doom have studied the behavior and...
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Apr 21, 2000 3:00 pm
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... 1) Free CS classes for all college students for 10 years. 2) Free Windows support and you get $1000 if they do not provide a reasonable solution within 10...
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Apr 23, 2000 8:59 am
384
... browser: Windows users can right click on the image, click save as, wait for the inevitable General Protection Fault and resulting crash, Mac users can...
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Apr 23, 2000 5:37 pm
385
... BUTTERFLY WINGS One day a small opening appeared on a cocoon, a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body ...
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Apr 23, 2000 6:52 pm
386
I've removed the sender details to protect the guilty. ... Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2000 11:21:25 -0800 From: "Robin, Marshall" WINDOWS ERROR Sentience has occured at...
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Apr 24, 2000 3:00 pm
387
... One day God was looking down to earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So he called...
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Apr 25, 2000 3:22 pm
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Is everyone still able to laugh about y2k jokes? ... Translated from latin scroll dated 2BC `````````````````````````````````````````````` Dear Cassius: Are...
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Apr 26, 2000 3:00 pm
389
... One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation,...
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Apr 27, 2000 3:02 pm
390
... Subject: Re: Setting up Enlightenment in FreeBSD From: Zenin <zenin@...> Newsgroups: comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc [ posted & mailed ] ... cd...
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Apr 28, 2000 3:02 pm
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This, combined with the Amazon patent, REALLY has me wondering who's supplying the patent office with their buds. ... ...
from: http://www.newswire.com.au/0005/nw03.htm ... Go on Bill: Innovate ... by Simon Sharwood, Newswire (squoy@...) Bill Gates is not a happy man. Late...
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May 9, 2000 7:46 am
394
... For those of you who have seen Microsoft's new TV commercial with CEO Steve Ballmer claiming that the "INNOVATION WILL CONTINUE," Please allow me to...
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May 9, 2000 4:20 pm
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... Subject: Re: Expertise NEEDED! Anyone working in computer field?????? From: Grant Griffin <g2@...> Newsgroups: comp.programming, comp.object,...
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May 10, 2000 4:00 pm
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... Subject: Re: A couple questions, I'll be upgrading to Extra class in April :-) From: K0HB <K0HB@...> Newsgroups: rec.radio.amateur.misc,...
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May 12, 2000 3:00 pm
397
... Subject: Re: Recruiting engineers without spamming From: "Clifton T. Sharp Jr." <clifto@...> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email ... Update your...
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May 23, 2000 4:13 pm
398
So, a week or so ago I sent off a flame toeVineyard (because they had really lousy use of cookies and javascript sniffing; yeah, I'm a geek.) Anyway, here's...
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May 24, 2000 3:02 pm
399
... [Submitter's note: This started by some wacko posting "you left your clothes in the back of my truck" to a software revision-control group.] Subject: Re:...
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May 25, 2000 3:00 pm
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Gotta love 'em. ... http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000504/wr/virus_love_11.html ``Viruses are really an industry-wide issue,'' said Scott Culp, program ...
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May 28, 2000 3:00 pm
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... IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER by Erma Bombeck I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet...
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May 28, 2000 3:00 pm
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Seems like it's been a long while since I've gotten any jokes sent out. I've just had hardly any free time recently. For that I apologize, and I'm hoping I'll...
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Jun 9, 2000 3:02 am
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... From: dagbrown@... (Dave Brown) Newsgroups: bofh.config,bofh.codefh Subject: Re: I am an idiot Followup-To: bofh.codefh Date: 23 May 2000 01:17:01 GMT...
