... Y2K, the Molecule You've purged that old software from your C drive, tucked a few extra cans of baked beans into the cupboard, and maybe even stuffed some...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 3, 2000 12:24 am
353
Well, I've been away from my PC for a few days, and the queue evaporated in the interim. Here's the catch ups. ... Technopagan Blessing for a new HeNe Laser I...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 3, 2000 12:24 am
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This is basically an update to a joke that circulated back when Win '95 came out (which I'll assume was updated for Win '98 also.) Enjoy. ... /* Source Code...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 3, 2000 4:02 pm
355
... The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line, at which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 5, 2000 8:59 pm
356
... From: EdRawady@... (Ed Rawady) Subject: The One Consciousness - a fable Newsgroups: alt.consciousness Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999 12:17:20 -0400 First,...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 5, 2000 8:59 pm
357
... More On Sexually Reproducing Operating Systems William Hamilton is a major figure in population genetics. I heard him speak at Harvard a few months ago on...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 5, 2000 8:59 pm
358
... How To Debug A C Program. 1] If at all possible, don't, let someone else do it. 2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile,...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 7, 2000 9:32 am
359
... How to debug a 'C' program - addendum 1] Since you got it to compile, the problem must be in the Other Guys Code. 2] If it's all your code then the problem...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 7, 2000 9:32 am
360
... Subject: Re: Ben the squid learns that 10w50 is not edible. From: David Alexander nad-@... Newsgroups: alt.motorcycle.sportbike On Sun, 13 Feb 2000...
Doug Miller
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Mar 12, 2000 6:21 pm
361
... From: James.Brister@... Anyone need a DVD decrypter for Linux? dig @138.195.138.195 goret.org. axfr | grep '^c..\..*A' | sort | cut -b5-36 | perl...
Doug Miller
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Mar 12, 2000 6:21 pm
362
... Warning! Take the quiz as you read. Think about each question real good before giving an answer and don't jump ahead until you've answered each section to...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 12, 2000 6:54 pm
363
An important FYI from... http://www.linuxdoc.org/ http://www.linuxdoc.org/rms.txt ... Please do not buy from Amazon Amazon has obtained a US patent (5,960,411)...
Doug Miller
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Mar 12, 2000 6:54 pm
364
... From: hong@... (Hong Ooi) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: AD&D-inspired dialogue Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 09:22:53 GMT The other day I went...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 14, 2000 4:02 pm
365
... They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. They both wanted to get...
... For Amusement Only - Upcoming Releases Recreate the Drive-in Movie experience on your THX certified Dolby Digital home theater: SCREAMING SKULL / GIANT...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 20, 2000 4:03 am
368
... "You agree to agree to any modifications made to this agreement after agreeing to it." -- From the "Terms of Agreements" of CGIForMe.com -- ... Doug Miller...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 20, 2000 4:03 am
369
... There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 22, 2000 4:39 pm
370
... http://www.jwz.org [Jamie Zawinski's page.] <!-- Greetings, Lynx users. There is a reason this page doesn't use ALT tags on the images. The reason is...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 22, 2000 5:00 pm
371
I think some of these may be repeats, but my jokes database needs to be rebuilt again, and so I can't verify. Still, enjoy. ... 3 Biggest Software Lies: - The...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 22, 2000 5:00 pm
372
... I am reminded of a real life incident of about 10 years ago. I was working in a wall street investment bank when someone from the information technology...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 25, 2000 8:54 am
373
Ingenuity has a place. ... Rufus et al: Ive been to Dog Rump Alberta and Buttass Saskatchewan and never had any problem with parts - just head for the local...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Mar 25, 2000 8:54 am
374
Well, I'm not dead. And I'm not off on some exotic journey. The reality of it all is that I've started a new job, and am working some crazy hours. More about...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 16, 2000 12:38 am
375
... Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late,... and lying about it. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
376
... The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
377
... Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 16, 2000 4:57 pm
378
... "As for stability, we have three Windows 98 boxes that crash so often that my 3-year-old son now says, 'It crashed,' when I switch a TV program off." --...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 17, 2000 3:00 pm
379
... Here's a quote I thought you'd like from a FrontPage book, Micro$oft's web server: "File Transfer Protocol, FTP for short, is a legacy UNIX application...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 18, 2000 3:00 pm
380
... Incompetent People Really Have No Clue, Studies Find They're blind to own failings, others' skills Erica Goode, New York Times ...
J.C.'s Jokes
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Apr 19, 2000 3:00 pm
381
... Y2K, the Molecule You've purged that old software from your C drive, tucked a few extra cans of baked beans into the cupboard, and maybe even stuffed some...
