... A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her, placed his hand ...
... A guy walks into a whorehouse and tells one of the girls he wants a blowjob. The girl takes him to a room and proceeds suck him off without a condom....
... "It all started with an enquiry from a nurse," Dr Karl Kruszelnicki told listeners to his science phone-in show on the Triple J radio station in Brisbane....
... Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local paper. Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female. The owner...
... The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and ...
... Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage ...
... A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!" A man at the front of the bar stands up and says "Hey! I resent that!" So the first man...
... A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a vanilla." Then the dad slaps his...
... I met a girl whose breasts were growing out of her back. She was pretty funny looking, but she was great to dance with! -- ... Doug Miller is not the...
... Actual Sports Comments Made On The Air: (Shows the Commentators are as bright as the players) "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this ...
... So I was feeling a bit reckless last night, and I ordered a large bag of Freedom fries and a salad with Freedom dressing. Then I go out to the novelty...
"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women. I've done too many drugs and I've been to too many parties." -- George Clooney -- ... Doug Miller is not...
... "Excuse me," said a middle-aged man, approaching a very beautiful young woman in the supermarket. "I've lost my wife; would you please talk to me for a...
... Do you remember long ago, back when the nets were slow. So now we have cable and DSL it's all gone to bloody hell. now well, so it seems that William...
... Why did Lee Majors get mad at his plumber? Because the plumber screwed the wrong faucet. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not...
... Subject: Re: The State of The Union From: Dammit <lisabNOSPAM_guppy@...> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.religion.kibology ... Boy, were you not...
... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002430339,00.html By PAUL CROSBIE Sep 16, 2002 VIRGIN'S latest airliner is being revamped after randy passengers ...
... Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake relationships! -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any...
... I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: -I do physical labor. -I work at great depths. -I plunge head first into...
... A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get...
... The topless beaches in France would've been so wonderful,... If just a few French girls had some of those large American breasts that I love so dearly. -- ...
... A male and female on a plane. "I think everyone's asleep, let's go." (sound of steps) "This one's empty ... no-one's looking ... you go in first." "It's a...
... Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Lulu, who was...
... Life is like a penis: When it's soft, you can't beat it, and when it's hard, you get f*cked! Life is like a dog-sled team: If you ain't the lead dog, the...
... English girls don't suck willy. I guess it must be part of that "keep a stiff upper lip" thing. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and...
... RIDDLE FOR THE INTELLECTUAL Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own... the answer is at the end for those...
... It's O.K. to kiss a nun....... but don't get in the habit. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright...
I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers...
... It's O.K. to kiss a nun....... but don't get in the habit. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright...
Hey folks, I've found out about a couple of great offers, one for a laptop and the other for a DVD player. First, the laptop is a Dell Inspiron 1100 Intel ...
